The Secret Thoughts of Bob Barker

Bob Barker is a beloved TV personality. Or Satan.

by Zimri
9-16-05
"Our top winner in this Showcase Showdown is...LAINEESHA!"
I wish I had added a "no blacks allowed" to my contract, back when I signed it in 1972.
"...and the runner up is MORRIS!"
And a "no Jews" one would be useful, too.
"...we will be proud to award you BOTH showcases!"
Actually, we try to avoid that. If you win both you're going to jump and down like a dumbass.

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