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Look, people deal drugs at the cafe in Barnes & Nobles. These people however, are big losers. Well, I mean, the buyers are.
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| Gag. Me. With. A. Spoon. Dude, a goatee? How 1994 can you get? Answer: Very. | |
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| So, uh, man. I just bought a new book. I can't wait to "crack" the spine if you know what I mean. | |
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| Dude, some eight year old girl in the stairwell reading "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" knows what you're talking about. | |
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| Heh. Yeah, I mean, I'm inspired by "Wonder Boys". But I thought I'd kick it up a notch. | |
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| Look, there's no way I'm selling my shit to some loser in a chain bookstore cafe who quotes Emeril. Look, I have priciples. | |
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| Uh, true. Look, I lost my principles in 7th grade when I bought a Boys II Men album to try to be down. Dude, I am so not. | |
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