All comics by aharon

 

by aharon
9-13-02
It's really common among men your age
hapless dan's robot pal had once told him that the secret to maintaining the spice in a relationship is to try new things
I'm wild with desire
come closer, my sweet
no, that's disgusting

 

by aharon
9-16-02
Hey, lday, you got a crapper? I gotta steady my nerves, if you know what I mean.
Um--can I help you?
Lady, I'm dyin' here.
Do I know you?
I guess the agency didn't call. Look, Clifford couldn't make it. Now where are the goddam kids?
I knew I probably shouldn't have booked a children's entertainer who advertised on the same page as The Hot Duck Massage Salon.

 

by aharon
9-16-02
come on, don't be like that
okay, fine, you were right--does that make you happy?
fucking copyright laws

 

by aharon
9-18-02
You are so whacked out of your gourd, man. My multibillion dollar company's products are the only way to go fro someone who needs raw power, like me.
See, that's the problem with all you guys. My multibillion dollar company's products are uniquely tailored to my distinct personal needs.
Ummm...listen to yourselves. You're parroting marketing messages which are not only manipulative and fake but also unoriginal.
Dude, girls just don't get computers.
I thought we were talking about cars.

 

by aharon
9-25-02
Al (in his new glasses) does the right thing
Well, here I am
He pleads his case.
Your honor, I'd like to state for the record that I want to die
Things do not go as planned
hey, new guy, lookin' good

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