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Battery acid.
STU-U-U-U-PID!!!
You have a better solution for soft contacts?
Yeah. Saline. Dumbass.
Okayyyyy... Then, how about the new decor?
SU-U-U-U-UCKS!!

Really?
You're dressing up for Halloween as a Christmas tree?
So..? What are you going as?
Fuck if I know... I haven't picked out a costume yet.

May I help you?
Are you the Big Titty Fairy?
Yes.
Oh, good... My wish is to have bigger tits than Phreaky!
Oh, you misunderstand... I don't grant those type of wishes. The reason why I'm called the Big Titty Fairy is because I'm sporting 48FFF's!
Talk about a "rah" deal!

Meanwhile, Blindman and his blind wife talk about date night...
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME TONIGHT?
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
ANOTHER MOVIE?? THE LAST ONE WE WENT TO SUCKED!!
HOW CAN YOU SAY IT SUCKED??? IT WAS A CLASSIC!!!
IT WAS A SILENT MOVIE!!!
Oh. Right.

You must PUSH, Melvin!
I.........am.
THEN, PUSH HARDER!!!!!!
I..........................can't.
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO RAISE THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, THUS CREATING YOU A FOREHEAD UNLESS YOU PUSH HARDER!!!!!!!!
Oil...................................................................................can.

*hic*
OMG... Again?
We talked about this... I begged and pleaded with you... I told you if you didn't stop drinking, you'll be dead before you're fort-
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Wow... That's gotta be a new world's record!

There be a major storm coming this on the horizon... We must put the Flying Dutchman out to sea lest it be scuttled in port!
What say ye, Polly?
*squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRP*
Damn... I be needing to get me a real parrot!

Oh, my me... Just how long is this fatherdammit line for the restroom?

You're saying there's no more money in the rendering budget to complete me?
Yes.
So, I'll spend perpetuity in stripcreator.com looking like a goddamn zombie?
Yes.
ROAD HOUSE OF THE DEAD!!!!

And, now, MacGregor will play a lovely tune to celebrate the life of our dearly departed...
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WILL YOU COOL IT WITH THE DAMMNED ZEPPELIN??
ROAD HOUSES OF THE HOLY!!!!!!

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