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We now look in on Planet Phreaky WTF*...
So, Phreaky... Ever thought about being a hooker? You could make a lot of money!
Getting paid for sex? No way... I mean, "why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free?"
In this case, you'd be the cow. Giving away the milk for free.
*The W stands for "want"
The milk is a loss leader. I more than make up for it with what I charge for my cheese!
???

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I don't know... What are you thinking?
I'm thinking by the taste of my finger, that the dog needs more kibble and less bits in his diet.
Well, that's not what I'm thinking...
Then, what are you thinking?
I'm thinking that it's rather odd that you stuck the same finger you had up the dog's rectum into your mouth.

Wow... That was close! The Vaporizer almost vaporized us with his death ray!
Thank God he missed, right, Superkid?
Superkid?

You should feel the frame wall... It's really soft and pliable!
Okay!
Just don't push too hard.
Why?
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Oh.

Give up the *****, Holly, or I will be forced to shoot your ass!
Not if I stick my big toe in the barrel of your gun!
If, you're think the gun will blow up in my hand, you are dead wrong. This is .44 magnum and it will blow your foot clean off!
Yeah, but do you then want to have sex with a girl with only one foot? Hmmmmm????
Actually, the challenge would be to orgasm before you bleed out!
DAMMIT!!

Planet P'shaw-As-IF....
Have you heard about the challenge brycekain put out on RCLG?
Who? micelame?
No, brycekain,
christcame?
BRYCEKAIN!!!!
PROLETARIATMASTURBATION????

A take off on a scene from Caddyshack...
Did you kill all the gofers?
Yes... Wait. GOFERS??
I thought you said GOLFERS!!
But, you will take care of the gofers, right?
After lunch.

Next on CMT... Blind Cop Justice. Tonight's episode: "I'm just giving the dog a bone."
...and then my wife buried my favorite bone in the backyard so I can't find it... That's why I bit the *****!
I'd appreciate it if you didn't call your wife a "*****".
But, she is a *****. You know... FEMALE DOG.
She's that ugly?
Actually, she's quite attractive for an Afghan.
Afghani? I'd better check if she's on the ISIS watch list.

We know look in on Planet Holly-Repeatedly-Kicking-Maura-in-the-Gut-GACK!!...
KICK TO THE GUT!
GACK!!
KICK TO THE GUT!
GACK!!
KICK TO THE GUT!
GACK!!

What are you doing?
I'm pushing out this panel wall to create more space..
ARE YOU A FUCKING MORON?? YOU CAN'T MOVE THESE PANEL WALLS! THEY ARE SOLID!! THEY ARE PERMANENT!! THEY ARE ALL ETERNAL!! THEY ARE-
*OOMPH*
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...a piece of ****.

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