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We now look in on Planet Deaf-Mute-Phillip-Who-Is-Able-To-Read-Dialogue-Balloons-WTF...
No, not the elections...
The ERECTIONS.
It was all about the erections and the calamari shrimp sauce smeared all over lawn gnomes!
WTF??

Hi, my name is Richard, but you can call me Dick.
Some of my friends call me Peter, or Johnson, oddly enough.
Look... You seem like a nice guy, but I don't date short guys.
Give me a chance... I'll definitely "grow" on you!
You seem a little "stiff".

Mrs. Invisible Man visits her husband at the warehouse...
Hi, honey...
WTF??
Do you like my new hair color?
Are you on drugs? I'd be embarrassed to be seen with you!
You're invisible, dear.
Oh. Right.

Today, Gary the flesh-eating zombie got a visit from his twin brother, Larry the flesh-eating zombie...
*ick*
*ick*
*ACK*
*ACK*
EAT ANYONE INTERESTING PEOPLE LATELY?
DOES THE ASSISTANT TO THE CONCIERGE AT HOWARD JOHNSON'S© COUNT?

Wow... Phreaky's tits are HUUUUUUUGE!!!
Everybody knows that!
Well, did you know that she had counter-balance weights bolted on to her lower pelvic bone to keep from tipping forward?
Yes, I know.
Is there anything you don't know?
Yes. How to finish this comic on a funny note!

What's going on here? Beats me...
...AAAAAAAAAA...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Apparently, someone kicked Gabe in the nuts, and something horrible has happened to Pokey.
...AAAAAAAAAA...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
As usual.
...AAAAAAAAAA...
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Wow... Phreaky's tits are HUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Everbody knows that!
Oh, yeah? Well, did you know that the same four strippers keep winning the comic contests over and over?
How is that possible?
APPARENTLY, THEY HAVE SOME SORT OF GROUP DICK-TICKLE GOING ON!!
I DIDN'T KNOW DICK TICKLE WAS STILL RACING!!

This is Phil McCracken at the watercoooler with perennially tardy employee, Chad...
How many days late days in a row does today make?
Actually, I was on time today.
Holy SHIT! You actually came to work ON TIME? Somebody should alert the media!
Aren't you the media?

Meanwhile, back at the dealership...
I notice Bill's numbers have vastly improved month-over-month...
Yeppers!
What do you credit his sudden surge in sales to?
You should never end a sentence with a preposition, sir.
How about you tell me what I want to know, or I'll go over to your mother's house and jam a socket wrench up her ****!
You ended that one with a proposition. Sir.

Wow, this vagina is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Wow, this vagina is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
Who said that?
Who said that?

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