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What kind of tie are you going to wear at prom?
A "bow" tie.
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
No, seriously...
I was thinking more of an ascot.

Gee whiz, Phreaky... I'd sure love to "motorboat" those babies!
WHAT?????
Oops! I meant, motor-yacht.
That's more like it!
*whew*

I know... I know... You think our love affair isn't right.
But, maybe it's time for you to try a little wrong.
Baaaaaaa?
Shhhh... Don't kill the erection!

What's that?
A throw-up box.
Why do we need a throw-up box?
Because, you'll be throwing up.
Why would I be throwing up?
Because, you'll be seeing me naked soon.

I think the crick is over yonder, Maynard...
Whoa... Mah head is spinning, Zed! What kind of moonshine did I drink?
It wasn't moonshine, Maynard... It was donkey ****.
Oh...
So, what kind of moonshine did the donkey drink?

Amateur Night at the local comedy club...
...so, I says to her, "Wanna keep my bone out of it?" HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA...
...HAHA........HA.
[ silence ]
This place is quieter than a graveyard. and I should know!

Citizens of Arizona... Please, listen up.
STOP @%#$ CALLING ME TURD MOUNTAIN!
That is all....

See that thing out there beyond the end of our property?
The black thing with stripes?
Yes... It's called a "street".
Okayyy...
(The Obama Generation.)
That's what you will be driving on once you get a JOB and MOVE OUT. Like, really SOON.
I'm only 27, dad... Why are you pressuring me?

I TOLD YOU TO RAISE THE SHIELDS BEFORE ENTERING THE EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE!!
I'M SORRY!! I'M SORRY!!
NOW WE'RE GOING TO SIZZLE ON THE WAY IN!!!
PLEASE, FORGIVE ME!!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CRAZY THOSE EARTHLINGS REACT TO THE SMELL OF BACON????

I sometimes like standing in a completely dark men's room...
It makes me feel like I'm floating in space like Sandra Bullock in "Gravity"!
WILL YOU TURN ON THE @%#$ LIGHTS BACK ON?? I'M TRYING TO WIPE MY ASS!!!
Give me minute, potty mouth.

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