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Maura tries her hand at standup...
Hi, folks... This is my first time doing comedy on stage and I'm really nervous, so please excuse me if I start shaking like a small dog ****ting a peach pit!
Or Willie Nelson at a tax audit! Or Al Sharpton at a Klan rally! Or Keanu Reeves in an acting class! Or Mike Tyson competing in a spelling bee! Or President Obama at an NRA convention!
Or... Wait. Your giving me the red light already? But, I haven't even started telling jokes yet!

Meanwhile, in Burlingame, CA:
TRUMP SUCKS!! TRUMP SUCKS!! TRUMP SUCKS!! TRUMP SUCKS!!
Are those Mexican babes with the tetas grandes noticing me yet?
Nope.
TRUMP SUCKS!! TRUMP SUCKS!! TRUMP SUCKS!! TRUMP SUCKS!!

by Injokester
4-28-16
Little one I will tell you now of the tortoise and the hare.
The tortoise was smart, but the hare was retarded. So the other animals violently ****d it to death, staining it forever with woodland cum.
And now it lives atop Donald Trump's head.

Now, don't over-react, Randolph...
TRUE your wife is sitting in a booth with Shaquille O'Neal... TRUE they just came back in from the parking lot and your wife is now walking like a bow-legged cowboy...
But, that probably doesn't necessarily mean that she may have just had, as unlikely as it probably is, sex with Shaquille O'Neal in his love truck out in said parking lot. Maybe.

We now look in on Planet If-brycekain-is-no-longer-doing-Planet-WTF-comics-then-I-gotta-do-it-even-though-mine-really-suck-by-comparison WTF:
One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... EIGHT!!!
There are eight bubbles!!! YAYYYYYY!!!!!
There are acutally Eight-and-a-half of us bubbles, and you are high on acid!
That would explain all those sprawled-out turtle-looking thingies!
*BUUUURRRRP*

by Injokester
4-27-16
And now it lives on top of Donald Trump's head.

Meanwhile, back in Henderson, NV...
So, there I was, parked on St. Rose Parkway, near the M Resort, and I got a ticket for illegally parking...ON A PARKWAY!!
Wait. The irony doesn't end there... I then DROVE home on St. Rose PARkWAY and PARKED my car in the DRIVEWAY!!
(During Diablo's entire diatribe, the only thing Adam heard was:
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

What's this??
Your cleaning bill.
No, duh-uh!

Sister Mary Strappon... My only wish in life is to one day be able to climb the top of that tree!
But, I will never be able to do it since I don't have hands. *sniff*
Someday, God may provide you with hands... But, you have pray HARD, Ethan.
With what? My *****?
Ha, ha... I get it!

We now join Planet Bring-Back-Planet-WTF-brycekain-PLEEEEEEEZE WTF already in progress:
ONE STEP CLOSER AND I'LL FRY YOUR GOLDFISH WITH MY POWER WAND!!!
*BUUUURRRRP*
Oh. In that case...
...maybe I should rethink my stratagem.

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