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Hey, Phreaky... LOOK!
If, you don't put your **** back in your overalls, I'm going to repeatedly yank on it so hard, you'll spooge like Old Faithful!
OKAY!
Wait. That came out wrong.
Not yet, it hasn't!

Feet-for-Ears hires The Rocker to kick off his campaign with song...
♫ ♫ Vote for Feet-for-Ears... He ain't no *** like those guys in Tears for Fears ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ He'll kick those terrorists right in their asses... Then, not think twice about eating their dead sand****** corpses smothered in molasses ♫ ♫
♫ ♫ And, even though he has the biceps of Steve Buscemi and the face of an otter... You can trust him to be alone with your sixteen year-old daughter ♫ ♫

...and we top it off with a wedge of our world famous cholocate cake, which we affectionately call "The Fudge Packer".
Now, on page 286 is a list of fish selections... Do you prefer oceanic or fresh water fish?
(Butch's diners left the restaurant by page 147.)
Hello..?

..and, if erected, I promise that-
Wait. Don't you mean ELECTED?
Kindly remove your face mask and I'll demonstrate.
Huh?
UUUUNNNNGH NUUUUUNNNGH!!!
I'm, um, electing to keep the mask on.

In another galaxy far, far away...
What the SPLORGLE??
I move to a planet five million light years away from Southern California...
...just to have a bunch of Zorkdamn illegal aliens move in next door!

Wow...
I really need to lay off the ****ing booze!
(What Wiguboozer didn't realize is that the kid was standing on one of those glass platforms that let you view the Grand Canyon from above. He was not levitating in midair as originally imagined.)

What's with the machete, Butch?
I'M SO TIRED OF THE BOSS' ABUSE!! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!
Now's not the time, Butch. Now's...not... ..the..........time
OKAY, WHEN IS THE TIME??
How about tomorrow? Say, around three?
Actually, I have an appontment with my manicurist at that time.

Thanks for the handjob, Chang!
Thanks for the fibe dollah, Crabby!
Yeah, I said it.
Whatcha got, Crabster?

I hope you got a boy tree this year, mother...
Me, too... Remember how much blood we had to clean up from the girl tree last year? Talk about gross!
If, that is indeed a boy tree, then this year it will be even grosser!
How do you mean?
That "frosting" you see on boy trees is not really frosting, if you know what I mean.

What the..? Since when is sap red?
Unless, it's... It's... BLOOD?
OH, MY GOD!! MY CHRISTMAS TREE IS ON IT'S PERIOD AND MY GUESTS WILL BE HERE IN FIVE MINUTES!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!

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