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Pinky tries his hand at standup at the local laundromate...
...and then I asked the cleaners if they really washed my clothes because they still smell like ASS!
Get it? Ass? Because, I'm a DONKEY?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*crickets*
Thank you... I'll be here until my load dries!

What the...? I was so concentrated on drying this dish I've wandered into the bad part of town.
Hopefully, I can sneak out before some homeless ruffian sees me.
"Hey, sweet tits... Lose that ****ing plate and come give me a *******!"
Oh, my god... Do you really think my tits are sweet?

Two months into home ownership and I'm already three months behind on my mortgage!
And, the only reason I bought this hovel was to impress my girlfriend, who left me for a retarded, transgendered Pakistani!
Hopefully, the bank will give me that loan modification or me blowing the manager, teller, night custodian and that guy at the drive-up window will be for not!

Typical millenial:
Water.
I SAID, WATER!!
"The watercooler is self-service, Brandy. You have to pour your own water yourself."
FUCK THAT!! I QUIT!!!

Are you getting the true essence of the Air Cock?
I should be... I'm drawing it with invisible ink.
Oh.
What?

Clango tries his hand at standup on a cruise ship...
Did you hear the one about the Titanic being sunk by an iceberg? Boy, talk about a COLD JEW!!
Get it? Ice. Berg. HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
*crickets*
Thank you! I'll be here until we dock in Puerto Your Mother's Vagina!

Ah, dammit... I just step in some bear ****!
You gonna eat that?
Damn, Goat... Is there anything you WON'T eat?
Ragu's mother's sister's brother's daughter's friend's mother's uncle's second cousin's father's sister's daughter's *****!
What the..? Wait. If, I do the math correctly... THAT'S MY PUSSY!!!

Hey, Death... What's going on?
Just chillin' from all my killin'!
Ha, ha... You're a poet and you don't even realize it!
The finish to that saying is "know it". That way it rhymes, dip****!
So, you're saying I'm a dip****, and I don't even know it?
Close enough. Dip****.

First, Makin_d_bacon wins two comic contests in one week and creates a theme about the end of the world...
Then, Trump drops bombs on Syria, which could hasten the real end of the world!
Is Makin_d_bacon a prophet? Or does he have insider information? Or both? What say you, Sally?
Can we move your handjob up one hour, Uncle Butch, so I can watch Dora the Explorer?

How long do we stay in this bunker?
Until the bombs stop dropping.
Oh... BTW, where's your wife?
I left that ***** outside!
I can see how all this will be worth it to you in the long, irradiated run!

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