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Okay, Melty... The next psychological test will be sensory deprivation.
Okayyyyy...
This room has no windows. It is completely sound proof. And, when I turn out the light, it will be darker than Kim Kardashian's black hole trapped in a actual black hole!
Bring it on it, baldy... I won't freak out!
Why not?
I have no anxiety!

What are you doing?
Sucking my thumb...
They say that thumbsucking is really a latent homosexual subliminational activity!
Lick my balls, kid!
You just proved my point, ******!

Ah, the city morgue... The last way station for the soul before entering the great beyond!
This place is a great reminder that every breath is precious and every day above ground is a blessing from God!
WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP?? I'M TRYING TO ROT IN PEACE!!!
Ha, ha... Who said that?

"They all look alike...
...but the man I caught giving my son fatherly advice in the nude...
...is the second one from the right."
Ah, FUCK!!!

Battery acid.
STU-U-U-U-PID!!!
You have a better solution for soft contacts?
Yeah. Saline. Dumbass.
Okayyyyy... Then, how about the new decor?
SU-U-U-U-UCKS!!

Really?
You're dressing up for Halloween as a Christmas tree?
So..? What are you going as?
Fuck if I know... I haven't picked out a costume yet.

May I help you?
Are you the Big Titty Fairy?
Yes.
Oh, good... My wish is to have bigger tits than Phreaky!
Oh, you misunderstand... I don't grant those type of wishes. The reason why I'm called the Big Titty Fairy is because I'm sporting 48FFF's!
Talk about a "rah" deal!

Meanwhile, Blindman and his blind wife talk about date night...
WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME TONIGHT?
HOW ABOUT A MOVIE?
ANOTHER MOVIE?? THE LAST ONE WE WENT TO SUCKED!!
HOW CAN YOU SAY IT SUCKED??? IT WAS A CLASSIC!!!
IT WAS A SILENT MOVIE!!!
Oh. Right.

You must PUSH, Melvin!
I.........am.
THEN, PUSH HARDER!!!!!!
I..........................can't.
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO RAISE THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, THUS CREATING YOU A FOREHEAD UNLESS YOU PUSH HARDER!!!!!!!!
Oil...................................................................................can.

*hic*
OMG... Again?
We talked about this... I begged and pleaded with you... I told you if you didn't stop drinking, you'll be dead before you're fort-
*BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Wow... That's gotta be a new world's record!

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