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Why?
Because, you are too damn ugly!
But, I have a thirteen inch ****!
Believe me, I factored that in.
Did you factor in my three pound testicles?

Closer...
Closer...
That's good there.
Call an ambulance... I'm stuck!

Why do you keep following me, Death?
You're bound to kill someone again, sooner or later,
True dat.

Mmmmmm... This has got to be the best stewed tomato sandwich I've ever eaten!
In your own words, describe the taste for my readers.
It's such a unique flavor... I don't know if I can!
Just give me your best shot.
Okay. It tastes like I'm eating my girlfriend's sweet *****... You know what I mean?
Absolutely... I ate your girlfriend's sweet ***** last Thursday.

What's on the superhero docket for today, Blindman?
I'm going out to save lives, and you're going to stay here and do the dishes, Manning Man.
I finished the dishes last night... So, I can be your sidekick.
No, no, NO!! I DON'T NEED ANY FUCKING HELP!!! I CAN DO THIS ON MY OWN!!!!!!
Okay... Sorry!
Now, point me towards the front door...

Overreacting Randolph's day was going just fine, thank you.
It was, until a triggering event sent Randolph into one of his overreacting death spirals!
What was the overreacting, death spiral-triggering event? Tell them, Randolph. Tell. Them.
I COULD HAVE SAVED TWO CENTS A GALLON AT THAT GAS STATION ACROSS THE STREET!!!

I know what you're thinking...
Just another lame-ass "Maura-takes-a-dump" comic.
*OOMPH*
And, you were right, unemployment breath!

Sir... Here's the reason why your toilet overflowed and flooded the three floors below you.
Sir..? Did you hear what I just said?
Say something!
Mew.

Mr. Invisible tries his hand at stand up...
I bought my friend an invisible elephant for his living room...
...but we don't talk about it...
...that's because the elelphant is INVISIBLE! Hellooooooo???

So, I bought my friend an elephant for his living room...
...but we don't talk about it.
BOOOOOOO!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!
Groovy!®

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