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The city I grew up in has a population of over twelve million people.
WHERE WAS THAT.
Mumbai.
YOU'RE INDIAN? MAY I CURRY FLAVOR YOU?
Don't you mean "curry favor"?
UH, NOOOOOO...

Elbows Ethan propositions the town prostitute...
May I help you?
I have $500 in my right pocket, and I'd like for you to give me a handjob, please.
You have $500?? For that kind of money, you can have full-on sex.
I only want the handjob.
Why?
Because, I want to know what it feels like to whack off!

Hello...
Who or what the hell are you?
I am the Stripcreator Typing Thingy, not to be confused with the Stripcreator Spelling Fairy.
Why are you here?
I appear whenever a stripper mistypes a word... For example, someone recently mistyped the word "captain" as "captin" and doesn't even realize it!
LOSER!!

We now look in on "Planet Why-Would-You-Dress-Up-Like-A-Witch-and-Hire-a-Bagpipe-Player-to-Attract-Women-Customers-into-a-Lingerie-Store-in-the-First-Place?"...
Wait for it...
START PLAYING, MACGREGOR!
♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫♫ ♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫♫♫♫ ♫♫-
STOP!!! STOP!!!!! THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!!!!!!!!

Drex teaches Spankling the "Time Warp"...
You put your hands in your pants... ♫
And, then?
...sort of.
UUUUNNNGH!! NUUUNNNNGGHH!!!
Sexy!

Okay... We'll have a little more privacy out here for a mother-daughter talk. What's on your mine?
Well, I have to ask you a question and it's a little embarrassing...
I'm your mother... Don't ever feel embarrassed to ask me anything! Fire away...
How do I get back that "fresh feeling" after having sex with my boyfriend?
I found using a good vaginal douche does the trick. Summer's Eve® seems to work the best.
I was hoping you'd recommend a good mouthwash.

IS THIS THE CADAVER FROM THE DEER ACCIDENT?
"YES."
Damn! It's bad enough being killed by hitting a deer on the highway...
...but to have it go through the windshield and jammed down the throat ass first has got to be just about the worst thing that could happen to a person!

You do Jewish circumcisions?
YES. I HAVE PERFORMED OVER 10,000 PROCEDURES THIS YEAR ALONE.
Wow... That's a lot. With that many procedures in such a short time, did you ever accidently cut off an entire *****?
YES. SEVERAL TIMES... WHY? ARE PENISES IMPORTANT TO JEWS?
Oy!

Meanwhile, back at Invisible Man, Inc...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Looks like the boss is taking a nap... I think I'll tickle his feet.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Koochie, koochie, koochie...
ZZZZZZZ- *snort* HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
FEEL THE BURN, BITCH!!!

See this idiot here? He made me angry. And, you never want to make me angry.
Or else you'll get HULK SMASH!
I just wanted to know if you were through with the copier... *gasp*
HULK SMASH!!!

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