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23 car pile up
blood and guts everywhere
i'm going to need a bigger mop

EDITOR'S NOTE: If, you are easily grossed out, you may want to click on the next comic.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!
What?
NOT ONLY DID YOU CUM INSIDE ME, WHICH YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T, BUT NOW YOUR PEE-ING INSIDE ME!!!
Relax... It's a new form a birth control I saw on the internet. The urine actually kills the spermatozans so you won't get pregnant.
Oh, good... But, are you sure it will work?
Yes, after one final step... Do you own a handmixer?

Are you mad at me, Susan?
Of course I am, Butch!
You killed my mother... And, then you tried killing my father, but he's still alive!
Is that why you're mad at me?
Yes... Now, stop being a ***** and go finish him!

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong, David?
MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG IS ORDERING ME TO GO STAB PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE SITTING IN THEIR CARS!!!!! I CAN'T DO THAT!!
Actually, it's me ordering you to do that. The dog is just the vessel I chose to speak to you... Besides, I told you to shoot the people!
Oh. I can do that.
I hear a .44 Magnum works best if you want to blow their heads clean off.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
What are you doing, David?
Pounding a nail into my head, silly!
Why?
Because, my neighbor's dog told me to!
Think of the lives that could have been saved if that ****ing dog would have told Berkowitz to do this instead of killing of all those innocent people!

Damn, dude... You'e still stuck?
Correct-a-mundo, **** breath!
Should I call the fire depart- wait. Who you calling "**** breath"?
Sorry, dude... I'm at my wits end, and I just lashed out.
Totally under-standable given your situation... I forgive you!
Thanks, **** breath!

Meanwhile, back in Cleveland...
I sense trouble brewing across town at the RNC, Jewboy... TO THE BLINDMAN MOBILE!!
Sorry, Blindman... It's still at the mechanic. I know you said take it to the dealership, but I found a Mexican who works out of his home which will save you tens of dollars!
Okay, then hail us a taxi!
It's cheaper if we take the bus... Free, if we walk!
QUIT BEING A TIGHTWAD, JEWBOY, AND GO GET ME A GODDAMN TAXI!!!

Here...it...comes!
*OOMPH*
That's your act? You're hired!
Hold on... I'm not finished!
Always leave them wanting more, Maura!

We now check back in on Planet Planet-WTF WTF...
I need you to find my contact lense now or you will DIE!!!
For the last three days, I've looked for your goddamn lense and I can't find it... So, go ahead kill me, if you must!
I must. *whirrrrrrrrrrrr*
Wait. Is that my hand mixer??
Yeah... My planet banned all firearms eons ago.
Holy ****... I found your lense!

The Chicken Chronicles (Part VI)...
...so when I finally got to the other side of the road, I developed a case instant amnesia!
To do this day, I still don't remember why I crossed the road.
Other than to get to the other side, of course.

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