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HI, GOD!!
What are you doing?
SACRIFICING A BUNNY RABBIT IN YOUR NAME!!
Are you NUTS??
NO!!
Oh, good... For a moment there I thought you were.

What are you doing?
Committing suicide!
Um... Isn't your body supposed to be on the outside of the oven, and your head on the inside?
Oh, yeah. ****.
Moron.

So, what do you think of the Pope's new edict regarding gays in professional sports?
Are you for it or against it? Hello..? HELLOOOOOO?? ANYBODY HOME?????
(Ken wasn't getting the whole monk vow-of-silence thingy.)
I'll just put you down as "no comment". Prick.

Can you believe that, Willy? The cops just came and left, and you were standing right next to the dead body. They didn't even ask you one quest-ion! I mean where...
...did they learn police work? You have a dead body. You have someone standing right next to said dead body. They just looked at you and carted off the dead carcass!
(Later, the police did arrest Willy for choking his chicken in public.)
If, I were a cop and saw someone as psychotic-looking as you, I'd question you. Probably, had your fat ass arrested!
!

Star light, star bright... First star I see tonight.
I wish I may, I wish I might... Have the wish I wish tonight:
I wish Angelina hadn't chopped off her titties!

You're probably wondering why I asked you to meet me here...
Not really.
Oh.
Well, this is awkward...
I once showed up to a S&M party without my ass-less chaps.... Talk about AWKWARD!

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night...
"...nor World War Z..."
"...stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds."
Hello?

Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me?
You know I'm armless, yes?
Of course!
So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag...
Pretty much.
OKAY!!

What I see in that painting is a proud Apache warrior after he has applied on his war paint, before he goes into battle, knowing he may never return.
But, that's just my impression... What do you see when you look at that painting, Butch?
A used tampon.

Hold still, please...
What are you looking for?
Germs.
You're about to have sex with a Las Vegas crack*****, in a dirty gas station restroom, and you're worried about GERMS??
Good point. I should be looking for stretch marks!
???

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