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Today, someone text me the letters "IDK"...
What does IDK stand for?
"I Don't Know".
Jeez... You're like the 57th person today who told me they don't know what IDK stands for!
YADA.

We now proudly present: "The Clucky and Frenchie Show"...
So, to answer the often asked question, the reason the chicken crossed the road was he could go the YMCA to take a bath.
A what?
Bath.
What ees zis thing you call a "bath"?
This is when people wash themselves with soap and water so as to not stink up the place with their body odor.
Ha, ha. You funny!

Let's see... I brought home that drunk girl from the party and she's passed out naked on the bed. Should I cover her up with a blanket and let her sleep it off, or should I **** her brains out?
Hmmm... I wonder what Jesus would do?
I'd **** her brains out, but only AFTER you marry her, lest you want to spend all of eternity in hell!
Who said that?

We now join Planet Holly-Must-Gut-Punch-Lunesta®-Ted®-on-the-count-on-Three-to-Wake-Him-Up-So-He'll-Get-Out-of-the-Middle-of-a-Busy-Street-for-His-Own-Safety-but-She's Hesitant WTF...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Two...
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Two and a half...
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Two and three quarters...

*ahem*
What?
Didn't I just pour you a cool cup of water?
And..?
And, how about tip, Tiger?
Okay, here's one: don't marry a Swedish chick, 'cause she'll beat the **** out of you when she finds out your sleeping with 126 other women!

We now join Planet Phreaky WTF already in progress...
How does it look?
I think I erased off a little to much of your butt.
Does my new smaller butt make my tits look bigger?
Naturally.
Then, leave it as is.
road house

See ya...
So, that's it? You're just going to leave me?
Yes.
WHY??
I got tired of all your horsing around.
Well, one can't blame you if- WHAAAAAAAAAT??

Rise of the Planet WTF....
Dammit...
What wrong, Holly?
Somebody stole my prosthetic leg and now I'm having a hard time balancing this big black egg between my ponytails!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!
SQUASH IT BEFORE IT HATCHES!!!!!

Wow, TOBOR...
You really ********d the **** out of this town!
Yeah... TOBOR very tired.
I'll bet!

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DR. COCKBURN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
I GOT YOUR TEST RESULTS BACK... YOU HAVE ANAL HERPES!!
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DID YOU REALLY HAVE TO COME TO MY MACHINE SHOP TO TELL ME I HAVE ANAL HERPES??
YEAH!
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COULDN'T YOU HAVE TOLD ME IN A QUIETER, MORE PRIVATE PLACE, LIKE, SAY, YOUR OFFICE, INSTEAD OF IN FRONT OF MY EMPLOYEES, THAT I HAVE ANAL HERPES???
PROBABLY... BUT, WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT??

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