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(A different take a previous comic.)
So, this is where you spent a lot of your childhood?
My dad owns this cemetary...
And this is where your learned about sex?
Yeppers.
No wonder you like to bury me after sex!
I'm achieving wood just standing here!

WTF???
ALL I DID WAS DIP MY FINGER IN THE GRAVY ANS MY WIFE KICKED MY ASS!!!!
(His wife got red-carded for intentional excessive violence.)
*gasp*

Next on E!... A new reality show called, "Beating Back the Bushes".
*sniff*
What's wrong, Jeb?
How are we ever going to house all those poor illegal children at the border... You know their parents only sent them here out of love, Dubya!
But, you said just yesterday we should deport them back to their home country!
You can't believe anything I say... I'm a Bush! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Here we see a line of soccer hopefuls trying out for the next U.S. World Cup team...
But, why are they in the office of a famous Hollywood casting director?
Because, before they are allowed to demonstrate their athletic abilities on the field, they must first show they can believably fake an injury.

by Injokester
7-24-14
Excuse me, could you possibly direct me to the train station?
Yeah, go down that way, turn left at the Starbucks,
Then left again at the McDonalds, then right at the next McDonalds, then right after the Starbucks on this side of the street, not the one on the other side.
Oh, so it's right by the public library?
The what?

by Injokester
7-24-14
Hi, do you happen to have all 4 books from Jack Vance's Planet of Adventure series,
But with covers in the same style?
We actually do, though 2 of them are in really poor condition and 2 are practically new.
*sigh*
Maybe you could damage the two good ones so they're consistent?

by Injokester
7-24-14
Chen, thank you for coming. I wanted to talk to you about the policy regarding the employee fridge.
Are you aware that food must be eaten by the person whose name is on it, and only by that person?
Yes ma'am, I'm aware of that policy, I actually wrote it.
Excellent. I put a jar of expired mayonnaise mixed with centipedes in the vegetable fresher with your name on it.
I knew I should have worded that policy better.

by Injokester
7-24-14
Chen, I'm Isabella, the boss' new personal assistant.
Oh, that's the role I've been fulfilling. Am I being moved?
No, you're the boss' professional assistant. Your job is to assist in his professional duties from day to day.
Oh. So where do you fit in?
My job is to assist him in tormenting you and generally making your life difficult.

by Injokester
7-24-14
Dad, what's the secret of being a father?
Well Son, it's all about giving advice. There's 3 things you have to remember.
One; Always smoke a pipe. Two; Always wear a cardigan. Three; Always put your foot up on something.
Is that why you knocked mom to the floor?
That's right Timmy, because I'm a tip-top Dad.

by Injokester
7-24-14
Okay, you gotta go right, then left, then fake right followed by a quick left.
Wait, fake right?
Yeah, that's what I said.
Coach, I just need to know where the bathroom is.
That's what I told you, go right, then left, peek in the girls bathroom, then quickly run into the mens.

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