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I can't handle the political correct-ness at this school!
I mean, they won't even teach the children the letter N here because of the "N-word". But, what about the "F-word"? Or the "C-word"?
Or the "B-word"? Or the "S-word"? Or the "A-word"? Or the "T-word"? Or the "P-word"? Or the "V-word"? Or the "D-word"? Or the "J-word"? Or the...

Are you the new football coach?
No... Science Teacher.
Oh, sorry... I was confused by the word, "COACH" written on your shirt.
It's an acronym.
What does it stand for?
Coach. Duh-uh.

Are you going let me finger your ass or not?
Still thinking...

Once Death discovered the mass-casualty potential of dynamite...
23 dead!
67 dead!
...he went on an three-day ape-**** death spree!
149 DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEE!!!

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Marcy... Get the CFO on the line. I need to go over next quarter's projections.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Also, call my wife and tell her I'll be on time for dinner tonight.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
AND HAVE SECURITY COME FORCIBLY REMOVE MY GRANDDAUGHTER BECAUSE THAT FUCKING PLANT IS MINE!!!!!!

...and then what happened?
She conked me on the head with a NikeĀ® five iron!
Really?? Did getting hit on the head like that cause any long-lasting brain damage?
Like when I hallucinate talking to floating fishes?
ROAD HOUSE!!

I'm interviewing African-Americans regarding the impact Martin Luther King has had on their lives...
Okayyyy...
What would you say has been the most positive legacy from Dr. King's movement?
I think that we black people now have a voice in this country... Unlike before, we are no longer afraid to freely speak our minds on the issues that affect our lives.
...said the uppity nigress!

Honey...?
"Yes, dear?"
I think you over-filled the water bed...
"What makes you think that?"
Because, it's peeing all over the carpet!

You flew one hundred twenty-three light years to have sex with me...
...and you last only fifty-six seconds?
MEEK MOPPLE MORK MOOPLE!!
No, I won't give you another chance... You blew it, alien-boy!

I have no arms!
But, if I did have arms, I'd fondle those over-sized zeppelins parked on your chest!
Give me one good reason why I'd let you do that.
Snow white privilege?
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