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A rabbi and an altar boy meet on the street...
...ans the rabbi says:

2:30pm...
Oh, God... Here it comes!
3:30pm...
It's coming! It's coming!
4:30pm...
Dammit... It won't come!
I told you eating all that poi last night would make you constipated.

8:00pm...
Yes? No? Maybe?
Yes!
9:00pm...
Well..?
YES!
10:00pm...
You know... Ever since you joined that monastery and took a vow of silence, I can never tell if you want to **** me!
YES!!!!!!!!!!

1:00pm...
Damn... That new executive assistant has got some nice titties!
2:00pm...
DO YOU WANT TO FUCK ME OR NOT????
Whoa, sister! I don't automatically jump in the sack with someone I've just met... I like to take time to get to know her first.
3:00pm...
Times up... Let's FUUUUUUUCK!!!

Is that the response from the ACLU regarding my police brutality case?
Yes.
What does it say?
"STOP RESISTING ARREST, ASSHOLE!!"
???

9:00am...
Damn... The new intern has some titties to DIE for!
10:00am...
What I wouldn't do to those babies! Titty-embalming... Titty- embalming... Titty-embalming...
11:00am...
I think I have a better chance of getting laid by one of these stiffs!
Titty-embalming... Damn. I can't think of anything else!

Suck that ****!
What?
I said, SUCK THAT COCK!!
I... Um... You... But... Huh???
Or should I say *****? You seem confused.
Got it.

2:00am...
DAMN. SHE HAS SOME BIG, FLESHY TITTIES.
3:00am...
WHAT I WOULD DO TO THOSE BABIES. TITTY-SALAD. TITTY-APPETIZER. TITTY-SOUP. TITTY-BARBEQUE. TITTY-PASTA.
4:00am...
I wonder it this guy is ever going to hit on me, or just stare at my tits for two hours like that doosh at the bar!
BOILED TITTY. BROILED TITTY. BAKED-TITTY. SAUTEED TITTY. TITTY-FLAMBE. TITTY-FONDUE. TITTY-STROGANOFF.

11:00pm...
Damn... She's has some big titties!
12:00am...
What I would do with those babies! Titty-sucking... ...titty-****ing... ...titty-slapping... ...titty-squeezing...
1:00am...
He's been staring at my tits for the last two hours... I wonder if he's thinking about making a move.
...titty-groping... ...titty-roping... ...titty-hanging... ...titty-titty-bang-banging...titty-flapping...titty-fapping...titty-bouncing...titty-trouncing...titty-suffocating... titty-

Bill gets his ass thrown in a Tijuana jail with Pete the parts runner...
C'mon, Pete... Touch the Air Dick!
I won't tell anyone if you touch it.
You better hope I don't tell anyone at the dealership you tried to go full-****** on me with an invisible ****!
Well, amigo... Looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican standoff...
Just get your ass to the other side of the cell, weirdo!

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