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Listen, Pete... I know you think you have life by the short hairs, but things aren't always going to be "pussies and cream", if you know what I mean.
You need to plan for the future, my boy! I know you've been dating that hottie, Maura, for a long time now. What's the deal? Are you going to put a ring on her left nipple or what?
(Turns out Wigu is talking to a promtional cardboard cut-out of Indy Pete from Diesel Sweeties.)
Heck, if you don't soon, I will! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA Know what I'm saying, Pete? Pete? PETE?? PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEETE!!!!

"Go to Jurassic World," they said.
"It'll be fun," they said.
I'm sorry, Chen if me and the boys got a little out of control earlier...
FU-U-U-U-U-UCK YOU-U-U-UU-U-U!!

The furthering adventures of Lunesta® Ted®...
Look, Ted... I'm wearing that high school cheerleader outfit you bought me.
Maybe, we can go back to my place and I'll let you shake my pom-poms, if you know what I mean.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Or... I can take the Gold Card® from your wallet and run up the balance at Nordstrom while you sleepstand.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

I don't understand... We used to be such good friends. Best buddies for life. Handjob partners!
And, then I make one little decision that I think is good for the league's integrity, and now he hates me! Why? WHY??
"Mr. Kraft will see you now, Roger..."
Okay.

Pimpman: crimefighter!
Oh, my GOD!! It's PIMPMAN!!!
Yo, put down da box 'fore I pop a cap in yo' ass!
But, I'm not stealing this... These are my belongings.
I knowz dat... Hand 'em ovah so I can takes dem down to da local pawn shop, beotch!
(Sort of.)
So, you can get cash to give to the poor?
Fuck da po'! Pimpman needz a new set of spinners for da Pimp Mobile!

Zoey tries her hand at stand up...
So, a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long nose?" Wait. That's not it...
The bartender says, "Why the long tail?" No, that's not it either. "Why the long mane?" Nope. "Why the long ears?" Dammit. "Why the long legs?" Shit.
(This could take awhile...)
"...the long head?" "...the long back?" "...the long attention span?" "...long neck?" "...long blaze?" "...long *****?" FU-U-U-U-U-UCK!! WHAT IS IT???

You're probably curious as to why we lured, I mean, asked you to meet us in this abandon-ed basement, Billy- HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING??
That's the third one this morning, Frank... What am I doing wrong?
Try giving them a cup of my World's Famous Coffee, padre.
Just how is your "World's Famous Coffee" going to keep them from running away?
Lace it with Propofol.

What do you think, Michelle?
Well, Barry... I know you're trying to find a way to spin this latest Planned Parenthood abortion scandal into something a little less horrifying...
...but "Billy the Dismemberment Bunny"? REALLY??

Whenever someone calls me a dumbass...
...I raise my hands in the air and say, "Whatever."
You really ARE a dumbass!
Whatever.

"Did you solve last night's homework problem, Ethan?"
Yes, Miss Dollarnipples.
"Please, write your answer on the chalkboard."
With what? My *****?
"THAT'S IT, YOUNG MAN! I'M TIRED OF YOUR SMART-ASS REMARKS!! YOU WILL STAY AFTER SCHOOL AND WRITE A THOUSAND TIMES ON THE CHALKBOARD 'I WILL STOP BEING A SMARTASS IN CLASS'!!"
WITH WHAT?? MY PENIS???

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