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| Excuse me ma'am, but do you have 5 minutes to be interviewed for my Walt Disney World fan blog? I just want to ask you a quick question. | |
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| How do you feel about the closing of the Drew Carey Sounds Dangerous attraction at Hollywood Studios? | |
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| Oh my gosh! I had no idea. I got my wife pregnant in that attraction back in 09. It will always have a special place in my heart. | |
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| You been walking around on your high horse bragging about organizational hierarchy, well what has it got for you so far old man? | |
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| Look, after two games, I really don't know what you were expecting. You need to just calm down. I don't need you ransacking my home because of a difference of opinion on baseball. | |
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The year 1927 a young Franz Fitzman spends his first weekend in St. Louis...
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| On your knees you Cardinals loving *****! | |
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| Stop! My dad is US Marshall Stu Zaporitzwka! | |
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| And you say rent here is only 400 dollars a month? That seems amazingly cheap! And how did you say you knew my father? | |
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| Well you see, Ms. Fritzman, your father and I go a long ways back. I suppose he never spoke of his old friend Stu Zaporitzwka, but I've been owing him a favor for a long time now. | |
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| We're looking for people who have an ability to work well with others. Can you work well with others? | |
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| I loooove wqorking with others. I'm very comfortable in groups as well. | |
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| Do you feel that you'd leave everyone feeling satisfied in a group situation? Are you more of a leader or a follower? | |
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| Why don't you just shove your elf **** straight through my jack-o-lantern eye and find out. | |
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| Your **** is still not in my jack-o-lantern eye. | |
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| Wait a second... You look VERY familiar. | |
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| It's me, Ken. We've worked together for 12 years. I work in sales. | |
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| You're Ken from shipping and receiving! | |
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| I worked in the warehouse part-time while I was still going to school. That was 9 years ago. | |
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| That's a shame. I liked shipping and receiving Ken. | |
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| Hi, I'm Dale. How are you this evening? | |
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| No... No... That's all wrong. Come on, Dale old buddy! Do it right! | |
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| Hi, I'm Dale! How are you this evening? | |
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| Stop right there invisible man. You would have fooled me if you weren't wearing that stolen police uniform, | |
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| Who the **** are you talking to mother ****er? Just because I'm a black man you think I stole this uniform? I've been on the force 27 years. I've been assigned personal guard duty for the mayor. | |
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| Look invisible man, don;t try and play the race card. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR SHIT! | |
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| FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER! ... I'm still wearing my camo from paintball this weekend aren't I? Let me show you some I.D. and a brief glimpse at my pubic hair to prove my authenticty. | |
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| Not so fast. It's time to show me some I.D. and pubes, mother ****er. | |
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| I received a page at my desk saying the police were requesting my presence in the lounge. You wanted to ask me a few questions? | |
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| Your name is Kim? You wanna explain that to me? | |
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| Ken Kim? Ken Kim? You some type of North Korean? | |
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| You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. | |
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| Mmmmmmhmmmm... I'm gonna need to see some I.D. and get a blood, urine and hair sample. | |
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| I've worked for this comanpy, 26 years! I'm a senior engineer. | |
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| You calling me racist? You think I just came here to **** with you because you're a black man? | |
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| Yes. That is what I think. | |
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| Shut your mouth, old man! | |
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| Dad, do you remember when I was young and I slipped and fell at Niagra Falls and you met that woman and we moved to Canada for 8 years? | |
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| Those were the worst years of my life. I was actually molested by our neighbor and I know you lied to me about running over Sir Chuckles. | |
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| Phil Peterson molested you? | |
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| I lied. I just wanted you to finally admit you ran over my dog. | |
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| Fine, I ran over your damn dog. Here's another secret, Phil Peterson was my lover and he used to brag about a teen boy he was ****ing on the side. If that was you drop trow now and let's do this. | |
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