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akirajim, allenhenderson, andrewapm, Bedlam0331, BeNN_MaKK, blad, boinky33, Cowboy_Dave, crabby, dcomposed, Digger, fuck, Funkidelic, Kaddar, LongDongSilver, MaKK_BeNN, mega_h8, Mella, Netuohnav, pornography, redbrute, wenisinfurs, whoreable, wirthling


latest comics from people akirajim is following

by crabby
2-21-15
I was banned for awhile, then I was unbanned. Boinky33 can never say that. I got into fights with people and saw people go insane.
I found the kaenash kiddie porn site. What a weirdo he was. I remember another guy went crazy on me because I besmirched the good name of Steve Irwin.
I love you Stripcreator. I really do. I will always come back to you, but it will never be like it was. Good night, old friend. Sweet dreams.

by crabby
2-21-15
I would have never gotten my college degree if jes_lawson wasn;t around to do my homework in the chat room as often as he was. Those were magical times. So many people would be in the chat.
I had a lot of great chats with Choad, I would log on every night just for his words of wisdom.
And for him to call me manly. Fuck, I miss those chat room adventures. hdb!

by crabby
2-21-15
My favorite achievement here was winning Comic Cup 13. When I first started I was really given a lot of **** and written off as a troll. I used ALL CAPS and was just trying to have a good time.
Winning that Comic Cup was such a great achievement to me. I would often go back and re read through old Comic Cups and see how the politics held me down.
That win really meant a lot to me and it was an honor to host Comic Cup 14.

by crabby
2-21-15
I always preferred using this guy to represent myself. Stripcreator taught me the valuable internet lesson to never let too much of yourself online. Just enough. People will personally attack you.
I have personally attacked people on this site. Looking back it was childish and wrong. I especially regret the way I treated lil_kitty. It was childish and quite frankly, I am embarassed.
I read through the private message from that time and I'm especially embarassed of the way I treated lil_kitty. It was wrong. Kitty, I'm sorry.

by crabby
2-21-15
I've always hated this forum user character. At the time the new baby was a thing and I figuered what the hell. Not like I'll be here forever or anything will ever come of this.
The baby I'm holding here turns 13 tomorrow. I split with her mother when she was 2. This site really helped me during a real down period of my life. I'll always be grateful for that.
But I will always regret this forum user character. It led to lots of "Crabby ****s his daughter" stuff that always bothered me more than I should have let it bother me.

by crabby
1-25-15
My dating strategy is simple. I avoid any race related jokes. I show up on time and I usually pick a fun place like a pancake house.
Let's be honest. I'm no casanova, but one thing I am is fairly confidant I will enjoy the pancakes.
Well, that was my dating strategy. Before I got married. And before I was diagnosed with Stage IV Pancreatic Cancer. Now I'm literally just counting down the days.

by crabby
1-20-15
I tend to live my life how I want to live it. I don't want to hurt anyone. I don't want to adversely affect anyone. I want to do what I want to do when I want to do it.
Do not concern yourself with my pursuits. I will make you aware of my accomplishments if I choose and if I choose not to that is still my choice to make.
We are not defined by the restrictions we place upon each other as human beings. Instead we should celebrate that as unique beings we both just want what is best for ourselves.

by crabby
1-12-15
Son, I was a bad little boy just like you when I was your age. They tried every punishment in the world, but I wouldn't stop being bad.
Then one day your grandmother said she would have sexual relations with me if I aised all of my grades up to a B average and stopped getting into trouble.
So son, as of today, you have until your next report card to get your grades up or else I'm going to **** you. No exceptions.
eport cards come out tomorrow...

by crabby
2-04-14
Carlos you have been doing a fine job. You've really been tackling your responsibilites head on and I appreciate that in my Junior Director.
Thank you! It really means a lot to hear some praise from anyone. It's the first time I've been payed a compliment in 4 years.
GOTCHA! The thing with being a Junior Director is that you need to be humble. Don't lord your status over anyone. That's why it's important to remember to be humble when receiving a compliment.
So you don't think I'm doing a good job?
Who's to say. I can tell you one thing. You did a horrible job of taking that compliment. I'm actually going to note it so I can bring it up in your yearly review.
I will do my best to be more humble in the future.

by crabby
2-04-14
For this review we're jsut two guys sitting here discussing work. Think of me like your buddy you'd be talking to in a bar. Don't be afraid to tell me exactly how you feel.
I think your company is poorly run. You put people in charge based on either their relation to you or the fact that they attend your church. You're going to start losing employees if this continues.
I appreciate those comments. I really do, but I'm not here to discuss other people. I want hear about you. Tell me how Carlos Henteria Boyd III can help this company grow and reach their goals in 2014
I've been here 4 years now. I feel I have proven my worth at every turn. I have succeeded at every opportunity and I was put into a junior management role to grow into a management role.
What are you saying?
I want to be your new Junior Director Vice Counselor of Operations.

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