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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| Hi, Honey! Hey, why are you packing up all your stuff? | |
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| *sigh* I'd hoped to just leave a note.
I'm leaving you. I've been seeing someone much, much smarter than you are, behind your back. | |
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| Wait a second! Is this an April Fool's prank? You're just ACTING like you're leaving me! | |
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| April F... Yes. That's right, sure. I'm just acting. | |
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| I'm just committing to the role. | |
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| Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you? | |
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| Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you? | |
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| Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ... | |
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| Hey, wanna go back to my place? | |
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| That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while? | |
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| I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer. | |
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| The sign outside says, "No interest for 5 years." Is that special still active? | |
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| I was interested in buying a sofa for my living room... | |
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| I said I was interested... | |
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| Yeah, that's what I thought you said. Look, you read the sign. I'm going to have to ask you to leave. | |
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