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| I need some excitement in my life..my hand just isnt doing it for me anymore. *sigh* | |
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| i feel your pain buddy..all i want is some nuts. | |
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Jane likes Dick, does Dick like Jane?
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| Damnit,might as well go home and look under the couch cushions..scrape up enough money to buy myself a hooker. | |
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| Hey big boy..I lost my virginity,can I have yours? | |
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| Thats only because I didnt have my penis pump handy...wanna give it another go? hey want a drink..i bet im even better when youre intoxicated..hey wait! come back! sweeeetie! | |
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| That was the worst sex I ever had! | |
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