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by silentbob
1-04-06
You knew what this was...

by silentbob
2-08-04
...and the doctor said i didn't have to quit because it would be bad for the baby.
mm hmm.
Well, i see Terry's smoking's gotten worse
OH, i agree absolutely! I tell him all the time smoking can cause complications, but he just won't listen.
Smoking?? While PREGNANT??
It's true. You'd think after one baby missing a horn he'd take a ****ing hint

by silentbob
2-08-04
**** luther! there's cum all over your pants!
goddamn! the swansons will be here any minute! what do we do?
i have an idea! we'll tell them you spilled soup all over your crotch!
Perfect! Shit, i'm so in love with you. Where would i be without you, gretta?
Probably knee-deep in a puddle of constant embarassment and squalor.
sheeeit!

by silentbob
2-08-04
i m a plees ofasir
i am parate! RRRR!
do you wont 2 com ovr 4 oreos an milk!
yes i won 2 com ov 3 oreos milk!
ok? lits ride bixe
RRRR

by silentbob
2-08-04
... and then i just held a sign that said "shutup!" GUFFAW GUFFAW
why is he telling me this like he thinks i'll agree with him?
He was just a dumb hippie, so what did he know anyway?
maybe if i just stare at him blankly, neither approving nor disapproving he eventually will leave
i'm going to make a comic about how bad-ass i am on stripcreator now
i wish i had a sign that said "shutup" on it.

by silentbob
2-07-04
When asked what he was protesting...
Hey, dont you think people on strip creator are too hateful towards gay people?
What are you a ***lover or something?
his response was...
Dude, why are you so .. uh.. heterocentric?
did you just say heterocentric? GUFFAW GUFFAW! is that even a word!?
"whaddya got?"
it comforts me to know you're going straight to hell when i kill you

by silentbob
2-06-04
scratch and sniff
i am a delicious tail of a dolphin
i too am a delicious tail of a dolphin
i am a collection of hot molecules that sizzle when they cook
i'm...not that so much... but... uh.. stuff.
this is more like it!
dude ima **** you up

by silentbob
2-01-04
ok so uh... i called the ambulence... and... now they're ignoring us
boot to the moon jazz hands boot to the moon boot to the moon boot to the moon jazz hands
hey! ya wanna go to a nice bed? huh? that sound nice? Bed?
oh dear sweet god i'm in a tiny cage with just whistling and screaming! god make it stop! socold
everyone's leaving... to hell with you
are you my mommy?

by silentbob
6-01-03
Being in jail was a lot like being in the dungeon. he could listen to the sounds the night made.
And for only $39.95 this desk set can be yours! Comes with matching pen case and name plate!
he could consider all the things he'd been through
Only a complete maniac wouldn't want this deal!
But mostly he just liked reading...and pretending everyone wasn't laughing at him.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

by silentbob
6-01-03
it was a hard day for the agent. he'd been up since six the day before and now he was called in on this
siiigh
And you followed her home and then when happened.
being woken up in the middle of the night for a double homicide for no apparent reason wasn't his ideal case scenario
i met her husband.
was there a confrontation? did he threaten you? did you threaten him?
he did the best he could with what he had. it didnt seem likely that the suspect would hurt him.
i was too depressed to threaten anyone then.

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