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by anniewulf
1-30-03
Stuart's plan for the McBeth project do not go as planned.
I am McBeth, i am soo sad
fight legomen fight!!!!!!
It gets worse
what are you doing???
I have 2 'alves of coconuts and i'm bangin em together.
so he ends it all
well at least josh will help me....oh nevermind!
whats going on???? what are we doing again??

 

by anniewulf
1-30-03
man its hot
Hello timmy, we have been waiting for you a long time here. Now time for your eternal punishment!
OH NOOO
HI i'm Christopher Lowell, mmm aren't you a hot little number!
mmm burger...i mean NOOOOOOOO.

 

by anniewulf
1-30-03
Resident evil the movie
Brainzzzz
i will use matrix styin kung fo!
Vietman
My Village!
My art prioject
i hate senery bowls!
you didn't have to put me in the trash with it!

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
Practice
I'ma crazy rappin' clown. i'm huntin chickinz
More practice
Are ya trippin' crazy redneck wha?
Please stop Annie
Perfection
Egghead wit a nail init chicka-chicka wha?

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
Osama and Goat
Gabe and Squirrel
Squirrels don't play tribes
Ebony and Stuart
oh god not again

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
I am sooooo goth
um David...
your wearing a blue shirt
Well i would be goth if my mommy would let me!!

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
Josh's opinion is set until....
so what did ya think of the movie?
i loved it!
The allmighty god of cool cody speaks.
Man that movie sucked...god it was so horrible!
*disclaimer josh i love you*
i mean...um..it sucked it was horrible, a waste of a good 6 bucks if you ask me!

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
The strange ways Annie shows affection
YOU ARE SO MEAN!
wha......why?
you haven't said anything to me in 3.23 minutes!
uh sorry...i guess
I love you so much!
i love you too

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
Annie you are so fat!
Thanx
What?!
Thanx, i'm glad you think i'm phat mom, i'm happy to know you are down with the lingo of todays youth.
thats not what i ment!!!!
i can't hear you

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
so what have ya been doin?
hmm
when shopping, bought new game, saved bus load of children from certain doom, won the war on terror, acened the trone of England, freed the slaves, and saved earth from alien invasion
nothing

 

by anniewulf
1-31-03
The night i stayed w/ Rachel in Lexington
Rachel yer drunk!
i is not drunk
Dya want to watch Harry Potter in Espanol?
NO i want to watch porn on HBO
i love you rachel :P
Rach please go to bed....you embarass me.
i love you Annie you are so funny hehehe

 

by anniewulf
2-03-03
Stuart confronts President Bush
My fellow Americans, I am now authorizing the invasion of Iraq
what you can't do that! where is the proof that they have weopns of mass distruction! Where is the proof that they plan to attack us?
Yes i can, i am the president...I mean i have documents and uh..undeniable proof, and Ms. Cleo told me so.
you are an idiot
The battle is lost
So there, Ha i have triumpheded um...triumphied...won! against the liberal scourge once again.
Might as well end it all

 

by anniewulf
2-05-03
Hooray we are going to Banrns and Nobles!
Um Annie
Are you going to the Karma Sutra porn section again?
Its not porn its educational!

 

by anniewulf
2-05-03
Stuart lets loose
hmm i am at a party, for once i can cut loose and act crazy
Hey isn't that a golf cart!
and has a brilliant idea
OOO I want to drive, while someone else is stearing!
Thats a great idea!
A few moments later his dream is shattered
I knew this was a bad idea, now i have to remove this nail from my head
That was fun, we allmost tipped over, we ran into x-mas lights, and you got another nail in yer head.

 

by anniewulf
2-05-03
getting Josh's camera at Best Buy
so getting yer camera
yep..hey is that guy British
BRITISH! OH MY GOD!
Annie is insane
Speechless
.......
e'llo can I 'elp you?

 

by anniewulf
2-05-03
I can't stand it all we talk about during lunch is sex and religion, if we don't talk about that then we complain!
YEAH!
So what should we talk about?
....................
....................

 

by anniewulf
2-06-03
A typical day in english
And what i say on this subject is right!
I think i differ with you opinion.
no you are wrong, ANYWAY WHAT I WAS SAYING..
No i think yer wrong, just listen while i explain...
AS I WAS SAYING!
i really hate you.

 

by anniewulf
4-05-03
realization
All men are assholes
hello my name is josh, i am an ASSHOLE!!
anger
And they can all die!!!!!
recanting
Damn a nice man....there goes my rant
I brought you flowers Annie

 

by anniewulf
4-05-03
Macbeth filming starts out...great..
Ok Jay its your line.....ok thats great..no expression at all...wonderful
he needs justice
a minor problem
ok Jon so now your mom hates us?
yep
hmmm
i give up
you know i don't know my lines

 

by anniewulf
10-29-03
The truth is told
Oh guess what! I am a posessive BASTARD! isn't that great!
Shit, another boyfriend down the drain....BREAK UP TIME FOO!!
Summer holds no promises
looks like trouble
My name is Adam, and i have fallen in love with you as soon as you leave for college!!
Finally good things happen
wow!
I'm Matt, i have a crush on you.....and i'm usually not this hairless

 

by anniewulf
10-29-03
i have a great idea for halloween!...and i still have more hair than this....
what?
His great Idea
the experts say.....
thats so in bad taste
shuddup i like the idea

 

by anniewulf
10-29-03
Temptation
i am your friend
oh shit nicotine craving
Haha your plain is foiled
how bout a nice refreshing nerve calming cigarette
Fuck you i'm broke!
..shit..
jesus, fine man here is 2 bucks buy some camels!
i hate you.....give me that money.

 

by anniewulf
12-07-03
I have a great idea for a comic for the school newspaper
really?
"Its about a pirate and a ninja going on kooky college adventures"
Yarrr i'm a pirate, and i'm drunk
i'm a ninja,oooo, in college,ooo koooooky.
a pirate's been done
damn, i can keep the ninja...right?

 

by anniewulf
1-09-04
days drag on, long and wearily i wait. oh just to speak to him.
to be back home soon, we'd have so much to say and talk about.
so......
hi.......

 

by anniewulf
1-09-04
NO
NO
do you want to go out, you know i really like you.
uhh no our uhh, personalities don't match
Yes????? WTF
do you want to kiss in front of adam?
SURE!

 

by anniewulf
1-11-04
Bethany makes her move
hey i'm a drama queen, and a slut
i'll probably cheat on you if we go out
so want to be in love with me, even though i have a boyfriend?
HELL YEAH!

 

by anniewulf
1-11-04
Jon is not keen to the obvious
i am so single, so alone.
HEY JON I LIKE YOU!!!!!
I will be single, forever, and thats of course not my fault at all.
ok we'll just be friends
ANd now this
HOLY CRAP A GIRL!! I MUST FLEE TO CANADA!!
um hi there......

 

by anniewulf
1-11-04
stu tries again
ok we are back here again, and no wmds have been found in iraq.
ye but we got rid of sad-am
SADDAM...whatever, anyway there are counties with far worse dictaors, and still so much violence happens in iraq everyday.
no no no mission accompylished all americans there are perfectly safe.
stu throws in the towel, you can't win against ignorance
i hate you
thats right, fox news never lies liberal scourge!

 

by anniewulf
1-11-04
Matt meets his match
you know i should be the picture representing you
yeah right you short bitch
ha.. i know lets ask the expert
fine!
Expert opinion is called in
maybe get the baldness, and being tall from the monk, but put the dwarf beard on him.
gee i hope the bald part is not insulting MUHAHAHA

 

by anniewulf
1-12-04
LORD OF THE RINGS
Aye we need kill some orcs!
And I need to kick some ass wizard style
COLD MOUNTAIN
I'll kill you, ya deserter
Leave me alone, i have to go bang nicole kidman, i mean return home to my sweetheart.
MY BIG FAT GAY WEDDING???
You look sooooo fabulous!!

 

by anniewulf
1-15-04
A couple of months ago
yep i want to go to iraq and kill some people
a few days ago
oh shit i am going to be deployed
the future

 

by anniewulf
1-17-04
As Annie and matt watch Fight Club
We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires,
and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off
A serious disscussion ensues
That is so true
yeah that movie wants to make me do something, you know?
last night in murray kentucky two students were taken into custody, for planning supposed terrorist activities. the female suspect was reported to say "fuck you god damn fight club"

 

by anniewulf
1-29-04
Fox news: Fair and Balanced
Dean is quite insane, his Iowa "I have a Scream" speech proves it.
Kerry has a liberal voting record, the same kind of record Satan would have if he was in office
......for Republicans...
This just in, Bush is actually the second comming of Jesus!

 

by anniewulf
2-05-04
Jutin and Janet's lovely proformance
Must pull off bra
I wonder why he is looking at me like that? Oh well, I wish I could show off my sun nipple ring.
Must pull off bra!!!!!!!
A nation is exposed to nipplage
Damn and I just came for the football!

 

by anniewulf
2-09-04
Matt and Annie on the campain trail for John Edwards
Vote for Edwards
Edwards for president!
Fuck You!!
Who the hell was that?
Angry Dean supporter.

 

by anniewulf
2-09-04
Annie meets a Clark supporter
Vote for Clark, he took 4 bullets, we should give him the nomination.
50 cent got shot nine times, i think he should win
come on ya'll lets put 50 in office
Fuck you!
Maybe 50 and Edwards can run on the same ticket.....hey were ya goin?

 

by anniewulf
3-19-04
Matt reunites with his old buddy Patrick
hey matt in honor of odin, my personal god, i am now becomming a viking!
and besides dressing like an idiot what are you doing to become one?
smoking lots of weed, and fantasizing about your mom.
resisting urge to kill, remember buddhist training.
and finds he hasn't changed a bit
hey there's your little brother, i'm going to sell him some weed.

 

by anniewulf
4-19-04
so wha'd ya think of KILL BILL vol. 2?
it was fucking awesome!...makes me want to get in shape.
so you want to work out?
hell yeah lets go!
The feeling wains
so about how long do you expect this feeling to last?
Probally less than five minutes.

 

by anniewulf
4-23-04
Habitat for humanity funraiser: shack city
Ok the weather is great, lets set up here
Ok i'll get the cardboard
The cardboard house is constructed
the house looks great
yep, that'll withstand anything!
the house is ruined
it rained last night, didn't it.
Screw the poor

 

by anniewulf
5-12-04
Nothing like fishing in the summer
yep
hey let me tell you all about your exboyfriend's, one happens to be my new boyfriend.....Hey you want to here about Josh's girlfriend, you know Josh the man you loved for 2 years...
RUN AWAY!
Look soldiers comming home from Iraq!
WHERE!?

 

by anniewulf
5-30-04
Home with the Family
ANNIE! YOU'RE FAT!
Away from Matt
Uh yeah, Annie.. Me and Patrick are gonna go to the movies tonight......
i love you matt
and surounded by friends...what a great summer.
Kyle, kyle, Kyle, kyle, KYLE, Kyle, kyle, KYLE!!!

 

by anniewulf
5-30-04
Hello Foreign Child, I am Captain Patriotic!
Now I want to teach you all about how great America is....
but first...GET BACK TO MAKING SHOES FOR NIKE!

 

by anniewulf
5-31-04
The handover of Iraq is at hand
Enjoy all your new freedom and remember...
YOU BETTER DO EXACTLY WHAT WE SAY!

 

by anniewulf
6-05-04
Role reversal
I like you now that you don't like me anymore.
Kyle is great....
I will keep flirting w/ her and see if she catches on..
BUT I'M GONNA FLIRT WITH JON
And me in the middle
So does Jon like me?
No of course not.....I'm definatly not lying forJon....

 

by anniewulf
6-05-04
I miss you so much Matt, now i was wanting to talk to you about something very important
Miss u too....hold on Patrick is here
something...........important.........ok......
Hi Matt good to see you. i was just in the neighborhood and decided to stop by and annoy.. I mean visit you. I wanted to Discuss my belief in Odin, wow Odin, isn't he a great god........
She hung up on me....
good...so where was I..oh yeah I one time read a manga with a guy who had a name like a norse god, and that manga had a lot of blood in it. that reminds me of a movie I once saw.....

 

by anniewulf
6-09-04
I can'r believe Jon, he thinks are relationship is only based on sex.
He only says that because he wants to steal you away my snuggle pooo.
I have no idea where he got that idea!
so wanna have sex
SURE
SCORE!

 

by anniewulf
6-11-04
so i have been praticing for months now...can i get my licence?
NO
Why not?
Because your older brother is a loser, and isn't off our insurance policy, adding you would just cost so much!
So whats the point of having a car if i can't get a licence?
For me to hold the fact that I bought you a car over your head.

 

by anniewulf
6-11-04
Annie I want to move to Cloverport! I will also work four jobs so you never have to work, and I will work out everyday to be sexy!
I will go awol From the national guard so i can be with you Sarah, I'll even buy a penis pump to fix my little problem!
I don't know what the hell is going on, but for once i am glad I'm single!

 

by anniewulf
6-11-04
Kyle after receiving Jon's imfamous e-mail
Oh jon thou hast betrayed me, you and your silver tounge speaking lies to my Sarah!
Oh the pain that awaits you, you shall be destroyed by it, overcome by its awesome POWER. I will have REVENGE!!!
I AM KNOCKING MY RANGER BOW. DO YOU HEAR ME JON..AH Im HAVING A STROKE!

 

by anniewulf
6-11-04
All this shit w/ Kyle, I am hardly in the comic anymore.
What do i have to do to be featured more?
Just Kidding
Sorry Matt but this shit is way to funny to feature boring you in the comics :P

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