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Just so you know, since the last time we were together, I was diagnosed with HIV.
Are you taking your meds?
Yeah, and I'm undetectible.
I'm on PrEP and if we use protection with your undetectible status, there is a nearly zero chance of transmission.
Cool. Now if I could just get over this cold I'm fighting.
Get away.

by choadwarrior
4-09-19
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RAPUNZEL! RAPAUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!
Uhhhh I'd like to, but summer is coming up, so I just got it bobbed.
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DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CVS RECIEPT?

by choadwarrior
4-02-19
Aaaaaand she's...
buuuuuuyyyying a....
wheelchair accessible ramp and Rascal scooter fully paid for by Medicare..... to Heaven.

by choadwarrior
3-29-19
Can you take care of my boys this weekend?
I've never had a teenager in my house before.
It'll be easy.
What do I feed them?
Wi-fi and a consequence-free life.
So my booze is safe.

by kaufman
3-28-19
Welcome to Disney World, the HAPPYest place on earth. We're proud to have you here, Ted.
Wait a minute, that's my line.
Huh?
I'm Walt Disney, and you're Ted Williams. And I'd like to welcome YOU here.
Oh, sorry, Walt. Brain freeze, I guess.

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Oh my gawd! That john deflated my implants!
by kaufman, 2-23-19

by kaufman
2-13-19
This episode was scheduled to air on November 24, 1963.
Arf! Arf Arf. Rrrrruff!
What's that, Lassie?
Arf Arf Arf. Rarararrr!
Timmy stole a rifle from my gun cabinet and hooked the trigger to a timer?
For some reason, CBS never broadcast it, and destroyed the tapes
Ruff rufff! RRRRRarrrf!
And went to Texas and left it on a grassy knoll, ready to go off midday Friday? I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.

by kaufman
2-10-19
Huh?
Wait a minute!
You're not wearing a bunny suit. Does that mean that you don't need to wear one to keep the aliens from making you want to kill yourself?
And you're not wearing a clown suit. I was going to ask you the same thing. I think we've been had.
Hey, do you think we ought to tell the blindfolded family over there that there's really nothing to worry about?
Naaaaaaah.

by choadwarrior
2-05-19
So you're saying this machine will let us visit infinite universes with infinite realities?
Yeah, including one where George Lucas never re-edits the original Star Wars trilogy.
Let's go there!
But we could end up in the one where his original edit with Luke moping around Tatooine with Biggs for a half hour was released.
I'm glad we stayed in the universe where we sit around and get baked.
Sure makes it easier to live in the only universe where Donald Trump is president.

I want to put these drug cartels out of business.
Have you thought of putting your name on them?
by choadwarrior, 2-05-19

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