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by choadwarrior
1-21-17
Look at that place, it's a dump, right? I mean white is nice, but, seriously, it would look much better in gold.
It's definitely not your taste.
I want to see gold everywhere.
Don't worry, The Donald, they have already started redecorating.

by choadwarrior
1-17-17
I have to say, that's the hottest bukkake scene ever filmed south of the Florida panhandle.
Thanks--I had a good time, but I think I was allergic to that last guy.
How come?
I...I...i...
Bless you.

by choadwarrior
1-16-17
IF WE DON'T GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SOON, WE'LL BE DOOMED TO SPEND THE REST OF OUR SHORT, UNHAPPY LIVES IN AGONY!
What makes you think that?
I come from a long line of nameless, generic, expendable redshirts.
Your family was in Star Fleet?
No, they worked at Target!

by choadwarrior
1-16-17
So, is this your first experience as a prison intimate?
Don't you mean, "inmate?"
Yup. First time.

by kaufman
12-28-16
I saw you were busy this week, Grimmy.
You know it! The holiday season is always good for me, and this year's angst just adds to it.
But your taking both Carrie Fisher and her mother within a day of each other ... Don't you think that was going a bit too far?
Awww, come on, you know I can't resist a bargain. And this year's Christmas deals were simply spectacular!
Christmas deals?
Sure. Their family had a "die one, get one free" sale.

by choadwarrior
12-26-16
So, whose **** do I have to suck in a park toilet around here to get into heaven?
It doesn't work that way, Mr. Michael.
Then what's the process?
♫♫ You gotta have faith, faith, faith ♫♫
How long have you been waiting to use that joke?
Since 1987, but honestly, I thought you'd be here much sooner.

by choadwarrior
12-20-16
Coach, what do you think about the security guard who was recorded masturbating on the sidelines to the Chargers Girls during a game?
Football is a family-friendly event, and sex has no place next to raw, American violence.
Fans come to see eleven big, beefy men bash their helmets against the helmets of eleven other big, beefy men.
One kid bashing his own helmet through track pants is just wrong.

by choadwarrior
12-14-16
So, in short, those are all the reasons you shouldn't hire me.
I've never interviewed someone who emphasizes their weaknesses.
I don't want you to make the wrong choice.
And that is your strength.
Don't do it.
Congratulations!

by themushroom
12-05-16
Maura visits Bang****, China
Hey white lady! You have money?
hold on...
*OOMPH*
One billion rice-eaters here. You think we need more cob ****s?
My mother always said if I didn't finish my dinner she'd ship it here.
I ATE IT ALL AND I'M DELIVERING IT ANYWAY!

by themushroom
12-04-16
2016: A **** sandwich, extra ****.
I can hardly wait until next year, this one was horrible!
Hillary to the rescue! I'll save you if you vote for me.
2017: You ain't seen nuttin' yet.
We are sooo ****ed. In 30 years I'm putting my folks in a home for doing this to the world.
In my first day in office, I'm repealing Roe v Wade, marriage equality, and Obamacare. Can I get a Seig Trump, y'all?

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