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by kaufman
This episode was scheduled to air on November 24, 1963.
Arf! Arf Arf. Rrrrruff!
What's that, Lassie?
Arf Arf Arf. Rarararrr!
Timmy stole a rifle from my gun cabinet and hooked the trigger to a timer?
For some reason, CBS never broadcast it, and destroyed the tapes
Ruff rufff! RRRRRarrrf!
And went to Texas and left it on a grassy knoll, ready to go off midday Friday? I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.

by kaufman
Wait a minute!
You're not wearing a bunny suit. Does that mean that you don't need to wear one to keep the aliens from making you want to kill yourself?
And you're not wearing a clown suit. I was going to ask you the same thing. I think we've been had.
Hey, do you think we ought to tell the blindfolded family over there that there's really nothing to worry about?

by choadwarrior
So you're saying this machine will let us visit infinite universes with infinite realities?
Yeah, including one where George Lucas never re-edits the original Star Wars trilogy.
Let's go there!
But we could end up in the one where his original edit with Luke moping around Tatooine with Biggs for a half hour was released.
I'm glad we stayed in the universe where we sit around and get baked.
Sure makes it easier to live in the only universe where Donald Trump is president.

I want to put these drug cartels out of business.
Have you thought of putting your name on them?
by choadwarrior, 2-05-19

Well, that worked out nicely.

by kaufman
Spock! I just heard this contest is going to be decided by a random number generator! I need to know a lucky number so we can win.
Captain, with all due respect, it is illogical to think of numbers as lucky. Besides, I am quite busy right now. Dr. McCoy asked me to improve a Christmas song.
Well, is there a number in that song I can use or something?
Very well, Captain. The number is 5,878,625,373,183.6
Five trillion, eight hundred what? What the hell carol is that from?
On the 5,878,625,373,183.6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 5,878,625,373,183.6 miles in a light year, 5,878,...

by choadwarrior
Great job putting the fire out. How did you do it?
Easy, I just sprayed a little fire retar--
Sorry, I just sprayed a little fire r-word.

by themushroom
Hey John!
What, John?
Why are we separated by two walls and a lockable door around another toilet?
Maybe the middle John is shy?
Or the artist was an idiot.
Stall, stall will tear us apart... again.

by themushroom
Target Greeter Girl has just had her yearly review. A congratulations from the fifth manager she's had, another 27¢ raise, the same old topics as last year under "room for improvement".
"needs to smile more" - More like, needs to get laid at lunch break more. Cause and effect.
She likes her low-effort job and it pays her bills, but she knows she could be making better money if she moved from greeter to being in a department.
"can show more kindness and empathy" - But I can't do that for people who come in at 10:45pm!
But she likes what she does. She gives the appearance of loss prevention (while doing nothing, by store rules) and mentally undresses the hundreds of people who walk in daily.
That was fun. Now to go silently judge everyone for another year.

by themushroom
Modern technology has brought new and exciting ways to meet people. You may find yourself seeking love interests online! The Internet is a huge pool full of people of all sorts.
Thanks for saying I'm a goddess, but I am not going to talk dirty with you.
Leper *****. You probably suck off dead mules.
Unfortunately, people do not act the same online as they do in person. Men can be sweet one moment, cruel the next, when they don't get their way.
Thanks for saying I make you hard, but I am not interested in sex with you.
You must be a dyke. You don't deserve my ****.
Do not take this personally. Most of the "women" who engage them first online are porn 'bots, therefore they think real women will pretend to want to see their tiny *****es too.
I am flattered you want to see my breasts but I don't know you yet.
Would Xbox Live or Amazon giftcards convince you to bare 'em and share 'em already?

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