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by choadwarrior
1-20-18
How's the carne asada?
Es muy bueno.
But it will make you all farty.
So you can enjoy it twice!

by kaufman
1-15-18
Goodness! Are those ancient cave drawings? Can you figure out what they say?
Yes, it's coming to me. It seems to be an essay on primitive obscenity. Listen here ...
It says the seven words you can't write on cave walls are OOG, NURG, SKUNG, GRONK, POOGSNUG, SKUNGOREET, and UNGH.
That's incredible
Wait, there's more. It says, "What's ungh even doing in this list? Ungh is such a friendly word ..."

by ivytheplant
1-14-18
Welcome to the Great Library of Askendore. Here you may ask questions that will help you on your quest.
I roll to eat some books so I can gain knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to loot the rare book room.
Guys, you're supposed to ask the library a question.
I roll to ask the library if I can eat some books for gaining knowledge through osmosis.
I roll to ask the library to look over there for a minute.
The Great Library of Askendore is revoking your library cards.
I roll to eat my library card.
I roll to steal the DM's book.

by choadwarrior
1-13-18
This formula goes right through her.
In fact, it smells like someone just had an accident.
Seriously, grandma, go clean yourself.

by choadwarrior
1-05-18
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
Gladiator.
GLADIATOR!
Gladiator.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
How does a woman feel after cunnilingus?

by choadwarrior
1-04-18
So why did you invite me to lunch.
I need to tell you that it's obvious you've stopped exercising and it's making you fat.
So you invited me to lunch?
I knew you wouldn't pass up a free meal.
Thanks for your concern.
Ready to order?

by suzannebowen
1-04-18
Just a bunch of people screaming, "Take me off your calling list. My number is on the donotcall.gov site!"
Touchdown 24/7!
DID numbers bring you lots of preferred incoming calls from people who are interested in what you have to offer.

by choadwarrior
1-03-18
Now that you've saved Christmas and everyone appreciates you for your grotesque red-nosed birth defect, are you going to stay with Santa's reindeer?
Fuck them in their bigoted *******s. I'm going to fly off to where nobody will find me this time.
Back to The Island of Misfit Toys, again?
Even more secluded.
The Spare Bedroom of Unused Exercise Equipment.

I'm going to have to start buying condoms again.
Have you tried vegan condoms?
Of course not.
Don't you care about the products that go into your ass?
Both have meat in them if used correctly.

Any New Year's Resolutions?
I'm going to detoxify.
What's the first step?
Get the **** out.

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