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by Makin_d_bacon
The Supreme Court just OK'd internet sales tax!
Mr. Bezos won't be happy! He'll lose money!
So you think his 49 Billion dollar net worth can't take a hit?
Nobody likes a pay cut. Do they?
Inside an "Amazon Distribution Center"
How nice of you to visit us in this sweatbox and decimate our hourly wages too, Mr. Bezos, Sir!
We ALL had to sacrifice, you know! I'm now only worth a paultry 48 Billion & I'm barely sc****** by!

by Makin_d_bacon
Donald, Peter Fonda wants Barron to be kidnapped!
He does, does he?
Yes and I'v already reported him to the Secret Service.
You have, have you? Now you've gone and done it!
Why? What's wrong?
If you would have kept quiet we may have gotten lucky. Now we're stuck with the little ***!

by russman
I feel bad.
I hope you are proud of yourself.
You can't blame me for that.
Buts it's not like the drugs were for me.
You're right. The young girl at work goes to jail for drugs and calls you to talk to the boss about keeping her job. And how did you respond to that?
I guess I told a few of the people what happened and probably cost her any chance of getting her job back.
This time.
How do you sleep at night?
Pretty good. Since my mom bought me that My Pillow.

by Makin_d_bacon
You can't even tell me who died on today's date? I don't believe how STUPID you black kids are!
Who? Us? Why?
I'll give you one last chance.
That goes both ways...bee-otch!
Who died today?
Class....what say we make history wit dis *****?

by Makin_d_bacon
Bless me Father for I have sinned...
Timmy? Timmy Brown? Is that YOU?
As a matter of fact it IS, Padre! I'm surprised you remem...
How could I forget the little boy with that huge, hard peni...
Yeah...that's why I'm here! It's now even bigger & harder. As I recall, you love big "loads", right?
Do I ever! So much so, I got the Parish to pay for the "glory hole" installation! Let me oper 'er right up.

by Makin_d_bacon
It's your parent's 20th Anniversary! Are you happy for us, sweetie?
I guess, daddy. What were you thinking when mom first got naked for you back then?
That I wanted to screw her brains out and suck her boobies dry!
OMG, daddy! If she acts that exact same way for you tonight, what'll you be thinking?
Let's find out what he thinks!
Somethin on yer mind, you drunken ass-hole?
I'm thinkin "I did a damned good job of it! DAMN good!"

...and in some weird way, crossing that street brought me closer to God.
Unfortunately, joining a traveling porn troop a week later brought me even closer to Satan!
I guess I should have asked more questions when my agent said they were looking for a big white ****...

by edoggydog
Okay, Phreaky... I dressed up like a French beatnik to fulfill your sexual fantasy.
Now, to fulfill my fantasy, I want you to call me "daddy" during sex!
I can't do that... There's only one person I call daddy during sex.
My dad. Duh-uh!

Okay, Phreaky... I dressed up like a football player for your sex fantasy. Now, I have a request for you.
What's that?
You call me "daddy" while I'm ****ing you!
I can't do that... My three hundred pound father died from a heart attack while having sex. That event really traumatized me!
I know that losing a parent can be devastating... I guess I don't really know how you could have been traumatized by his death.
Because, it was two hours before the paramedics showed up and lifted my father's dead carcass off of me!

by Makin_d_bacon
You better not be in there jerkin the gerkin, Bugs!
Geez dad, give a guy a break!
That kinky ****'ll make ya go blind and screw up your mind. Now open up! I want in!
Ok, I'll let ya in but you can't MAKE me be like you!
Maybe I can't but I don't see what's NOT to like!
And there-in lies the rub!

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