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latest comics from people atomiclunch is following

by Makin_d_bacon
1-19-17
Two 1st graders are having sex in the cloak-room!
The what? Cloak-room? This is the 21st Century, woman! NOBODY says "cloak-room" any more.
OK,OK...but what about these kids having sex?
Like I said..."This is the 21st Century." Just make sure they use a condom.
Listen up in there! Paul, make sure you're wearing a condom....and you too, Zachary!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-19-17
Inauguration Day 2017...
Our men are ALL in place, sir.
You're sure? All angles are covered, right? The F.B.I., N.S.A. and C.I.A. are ALL counting on us.
We won't let em down, sir. In fact, I was in touch with our roof-top sniper just moments ago.
Moments earlier.....
How's it look? Is it doable?
Absolutely sir! I'll make the kill shot the very first time he says "YUGE"!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-19-17
Who are YOU gonna invite?
Invite? Invite to WHAT?
The "Inauguration Bash" we're throwing here tomorrow!
But the guy I wanted didn't make it!
Contrary to MUCH popular opinion, Hillary wasn't a guy, STUPID!!
I never said HILLARY! I was talking about Ross Perot!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-19-17
Abe tells ragu4u a joke.....
What did the guy say after he ate 2 pieces of string & then crapped them out tied together?
I'm gonna be sorry if I ask...
I give up! What did he say?
"I **** you KNOT"!
Yup..I'm sorry alright!

by russman
1-19-17
Well Jim, I'm sure you're wondering why I called you in here.
I'm afraid your constant use of snail mail and your refusal to abide by the dress code can no longer be tolerated.
I mean how hard is it to put on a pair of pants.
I can't change who I am.

Once Death discovered the mass-casualty potential of dynamite...
23 dead!
67 dead!
...he went on an three-day ape-**** death spree!
149 DEAD!! YIPEEEEEEE!!!

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Marcy... Get the CFO on the line. I need to go over next quarter's projections.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
Also, call my wife and tell her I'll be on time for dinner tonight.
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
AND HAVE SECURITY COME FORCIBLY REMOVE MY GRANDDAUGHTER BECAUSE THAT FUCKING PLANT IS MINE!!!!!!

...and then what happened?
She conked me on the head with a NikeĀ® five iron!
Really?? Did getting hit on the head like that cause any long-lasting brain damage?
Like when I hallucinate talking to floating fishes?
ROAD HOUSE!!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-18-17
I'm sorry young man but the tests show you're infested with the crabs.
But that's not possible. She assured me she's clean!
A week earlier, right after sex...
Positively...you were the only one baby...the ONLY one!
I had to ask. A guy can't be TOO sure these days.
...and an hour earlier than THAT...
Remember, get the whole family and burrow in deep.
Here come our human taxis now!

by Makin_d_bacon
1-18-17
Just think of it, Rags. On Friday a new era begins.
What's wrong with the old "ERA"? It's washed my clothes fine for years, d_bacon!
Can you really be THAT stupid? A new Presidential era, moron!
What'd you say? Why I oughta....
You oughta WHAT? I don't sweat YOU!
It used to be that my Commodore 64 was the only one I let talk to me like THAT!

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