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You hear about the big asteroid heading our way?
Yeah. I think I'll stay here and avoid the massive migration. The news blows things way out of proportion.
My mom packed everything up and took off. I bet she's stuck behind a hairy Mammoth butt as we speak!
Excuse me fellas.
And you are?
I'm the big-ass droid your momma warned you about.

by Makin_d_bacon
9-21-17
How about that grade school kid getting tapped to play in the NBA?
That 6ft. 7in. eighth grader?
How can a kid that young grow so big?
What? He's 28!
I guess Grade School is harder than I thought.
It ain't THAT. Fact is, in the ghetto, most 2nd graders are old enough to drink!

by Makin_d_bacon
9-20-17
Inside Chez ragu/de_bacon...
You DO realize we missed it yesterday. It was "Talk Like a Pirate Day"!
Big friggin deal! You can just blow me.....
That's all you got to say? Just "Blow me"?
Ok, ok! Blow me.....uh.....down matey!
Now, THAT's the spirit!
He takes "creepy" to a whole new level!

by Makin_d_bacon
9-20-17
Recently, South of the border....
Did I just feel a tremor?
Aye carumba...run for your lives... these buildings are collapsing!
Then the buildings were heard to say...
Si...we carumbled! So what, you hijo de puta?
Lousy *******os!

I can't believe you chopped off all of Fido's legs!
SORRY!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD GIVE YOU TWO SOMETHING IN COMMON!!
He can't even play fetch anymore!
YOU CAN'T THROW A BALL, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM???
Up yours, ****butt!
AT LEAST, FIDO CAN STILL ROLL OVER!!!

I'd like a pizz-- uh... Are you Matt Damon?
Yep. What can I get you?
I wanted a supreme pizza but noticed that you offer a "white supreme" pizza. I'm assuming it's made with alfrado sauce and chicken.
Nope. It's the same pizza. We just take Kevin off the line and make Javier make it by himself but only pay him half his normal wage while he does.
Douche.

by Makin_d_bacon
9-19-17
Inside the "Badda Bing"...
Look here, you ain't gonna be able to earn in THIS joint wit a body like dat!
But, Mr. Dante, I've taken classical ballet for 5 years!
Dats the problem. Plus you got no junk in the go-gootz & ya couldn't stand up a straw between dem tiny boobettes!
So the sign outside, "Dancers Wanted" doesn't really mean dancers?
Later that day....
So Furio, did Paulie reword dat sign?
Yeah, Sil...but you sure you OK wit "Cocksuckers Wanted"?

I know what you're thinking... Overreacting Randolph is over-reacting over nothing.
Actually, he's over-reacting over something.
Unless, you consider looking up the word "finooch" in the Urban Dictionary and seeing a naked picture of atomiclunch nothing.

by choadwarrior
9-18-17
The pills I'm giving you are very strong, so you should only use them for a few days.
How many are you prescribing?
A thirty day supply.
Why are you giving me more than I need?
To save another office visit the next time you get an owie, you *****.

by Makin_d_bacon
9-18-17
St. Louis, City Jail...
You can't keep me in here!
Ya think not?
Yeah! It was just a simple typo on a sign.
I don't know...
Really!
So your saying that your, "Black Lives Splatter" sign was an accident? I'm not buyin it!

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