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So, you might find this request a little odd.
Try me. I'm into a lot.
I like to tell dad jokes while having sex.
Um, okay. That doesn't sound so bad.
Hey, dad, what do you call an old snowman?

by JoeBlough
Welcome to "Our Lady of Perpetual Motion"! I'm Father McFeely!
McFeely, huh? You a Perv?
Oh heavens to Betsy, NO! My 12 inch **** is a virgin.
12 inches, eh? That better be when it's "soft", buster!
Is there any other way?
See ya!

by JoeBlough
I'm just so horny ALL the time!
I know the feeling! You just gotta get a hold of yourself.
I gotta what?
You know! Spank the monkey. Whack the weiner. Start jerkin' the gherkin, dude!
You've seen my arms! How am I supposed to do THAT, A-hole?
Yeah! You do got a point!

by JoeBlough
...has certain unique situations!
I don't feel well, Ms. Jefferson!
Then see the school nurse, which makes the third time this week!
You again, Kimberly? Are your huge nipples still hard and tongue sensitive? How about those pink ***** lips? Do they still quiver & drip when you rub & finger them?
Do they ever! They all need a full "going over", Ms. Lixalot! And my hiney, too!
Whispers heard in the "Nurse's Office"
Oh god YESSSS, nurse! Right there. Don't stop! Harder! Deeper. Faster! Now my ass. Do me in my ass! THERE! Aieeeeee....
I can't ever mop in there. I've never seen so many sick girls in one school!

by JoeBlough
Grand Opening
Unlock the front door! We're open for business!
Your wish is my command, Mistress!
"THAT" is our first customer???
A sore back, you say? Did you fall off a swingset at recess?
Well...did you?
Look lady, I got no arms so I came here for a simple hand job. Let's cut out the bull****!

by JoeBlough
Whatcha gonna do today gramps?
I'm gonna go see the new "Bond" film.
The one starring a black woman playing Laquesha, mutha ****in', Bond?
That's the one. They say she's perfect in the part. Here's a Trailer on TV now!
Laquesha Bond confers with "M"...
A tad heavy on the "Jheri Curl" eh, 007? Are you sure you're even British?
Fuckin' "A" , you white-bread ass-hole! Now get me a drink. A "Colt 45" 40 oz., shaken, not stirred!

by JoeBlough
Oh oh, here he comes now!
You don't mean...
Yup! Promise me, if he says it, you'll crap on his head!
"Aye there, hoot men, laddies!"
Let him have it!

by JoeBlough
Chen sorry lil buddy, but Hiromi say you gotta go!
Dat bee-otch! Let's "F" her up!
But Hiromi gets wind of their plan....
...and then I dump her body in furnace while you keep look-out, lil buddy!
Ah HA!
...and sent them packin'!
Quit yer *****in! At least she gave YOU a spacesuit!
But she shoved the bananas up my ass!

by JoeBlough
One more hour till I step onto the moon!
It shows here that people are already there so check it out asap!
Moon to Spork! Moon to Spork! I think we got us a Kosher Deli going in up here!
Oy vey!
Who's that schlep?

by JoeBlough
Jael signs with "MFA" Pictures, not knowing what that means!
You sure you're OK with being surrounded by a variety of huge ****s?
Absolutely! I'm partial to making Bukkake films!
What the hell is a Bukkake? I'm a Brahma!
I'm a Langshan! I can't believe she's the "Narrator"?
So, MFA stands for "Midwest Farmers Association" and does NOT stand for "Mature Fucking Adults"?
I'm an Australorp and right you are, ma'am!

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