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by Buffylavalamp
11-09-08
I haven't written a comic here in years.
Despite my obvious wealth of funny ideas.

by DAL
4-22-08
So, I guess we're finally going to do this?
You betcha!
Since we're taking our relationship to the next level, we should be open and honest. How do you feel about herpes?
Umm... Hold that thought!
... And then I told my psychiatrist I was just acting out my love/hate relationship with my father...
"Houston, we have a problem..."

by DAL
4-22-08
Later, that same day...
Dude, don't you get tired of being typecast as the all-purpose, generic Arab guy in every strip?
Well, sometimes. I mean, look at the asine clothes they make me wear!
And what's up with that hat, or turban, or whatever?
The people in Wardrobe couldn't wrap a decent turban, so they just put a Pampers on my head.
That's just sad! Hey, why is there always an Apopcalyptic explosion at the end of all of your strips?
It's the whole terrorist thing. Wait, here's my line... " I declare jihad on you, infidel, blah blah, etc." Sweet Allah, what a pathetic way to make a living!

by DAL
4-20-08
Hey! Move on - this is a No-Zombie Zone.
What makes you think I'm a zombie?
Let's see - who are you voting for in the next election?
Whoever the New York Times tells me to vote for.
Gotcha! Try the mall down the road - they love zombies.
*sigh* The things I go through for a little human flesh.

by Buffylavalamp
5-16-06
I wonder what's new on Amazon.com?
What the...?
Oh, come on now!
Oooooh!

by Buffylavalamp
2-25-06
And in a landslide vote, newly elected to the United States Senate...
Gary Blaze!
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEAN!
Yay, me.

by Buffylavalamp
4-15-05
This had better be better than Pennypants...
It's not such a secret. I'm just an ordinary, everyday fairy.
So why "Doomfairy"?
It's scarier than "Glittlebelle".
Huh.
That's just lame.
Sorry.

by Buffylavalamp
4-14-05
Many moons ago...
Hello, Captain! What can we get for you today?
I'd like a bacon burger combo with Coke, please.
Would you like the only pair of magical power pants in the world for only a penny more?
I really shouldn't, but sure.
Huh. That's actually kind of lame.
Cool.

by Buffylavalamp
4-11-05
Later...
So Jesus Lad is gone now?
Yes. He was useless to the cause of JUSTICE!
Why did you just scream "JUSTICE"?
Because I'm not ashamed to stand up for all that's good in this world, and that includes JUSTICE!
You are such a freak.
A freak for JUSTICE!

by Buffylavalamp
4-10-05
Later, at the SJS HQ...
Look, you're name isn't "Gary." We know you're Jesus Lad and you can't be in the Super Justice Squad!
Come on, Captain Pennypants! You need me! I'll be great!
But you have no powers! All you do is hang there nailed to a stick while dying! What good is that?
I can make villains feel sorry for me, then bleed into their eyes so they can't see you coming!
Goodbye, Jesus Lad.
You'll regret this, Pennypants! You'll be sorry!

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