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by Ranger77
8-21-18
Stupid facist cop. Just my luck. Bet if I was driving a pickup he would have cut me a break.
I'll pay this ticket....THIS time. Next time I won't put up the rhetoric of the corrupt police state!
Call me, call me you did. Yes you did. Call Rudy G you did, you did! Got stories to tell I do. I do. I do!
Guliani. Fuck.
Turn around and you will be back around, back around. It's true. But what is true. I know truth. It is a jelly sandwich. Maybe it's not. Truth it might not be with Rudy G!

by Ranger77
8-20-18
This is typical. Gotta keep holding us down. Gotta keep enforcing your corrupt laws.
You parked in a handicapped space.
I AM handicapped! Handicapped by capitalist privilege and the big business/political elite that are looking to peddle influence and...and...
My Dad owns a dealership and is a good friend of the mayor's cousin.

by Ranger77
8-20-18
We have a crazy man in the White House so it's time for us to get crazy.
Abolish the police. Establish meditation and conflict resolution centers. Solve problems through protest drumming!
And get rid of all team sports. EXCEPT female beach volleyball. THAT **** is dope!
Hey Moonflower...your Mini Cooper is getting towed.

by Ranger77
8-11-18
These are interesting, but troubling times.
In the face of turmoil and, to some, tyranny, can the opposition form sensible, logical arguments forged in critical thinking?
Nope.
We want FREE SHIT! And we want it NOW!!

by Ranger77
8-09-18
B, you've gotta Giuliani out of there! Chuck's barely stable and that guy will drive him back over the edge!
Got it handled. Security is going to escort him out.
We have "security?"
Yep. Some of the superheroes. Moonlighting. They're bored again.
I hope they don't hurt him. Giuliani is kinda old and a bit insane in the membrane.
All good. They bought plenty of toys and dill pickles from the dollar store to lure him out. He makes a killer jelly sandwich by the way...

by Ranger77
8-09-18
Got a letter? Need a letter. Want that letter. Give me the letter.
I've got the letter.
Good. Letters are good. Good letter. People can't touch you if you have a letter. And a jelly sandwich. I do. Yum.
Are we done?
Song. Sing a song first. Rudy needs to sing. Sing song. Lawyer song. I'm legal. Legal EAGLE. Do you know a song?
I know most of the words to "Time to punch this ****stick."

by Ranger77
8-09-18
"Chuck...someone is here to see you. Something about a letter?"
Yeah. Whatever.
We are all...NAKED...under our clothes.
I ate oatmeal today...and then made a poopy!
Of course they would send Giuliani. Fuck!

by Ranger77
8-08-18
Lord Trump is not amused. He wants you to resign. Hope you're happy. Now I will have to suck his **** twice today because of you.
Good luck with that.
He's sending someone to get the resignation letter from you personally. I'm so disappointed.
Sarah Sanders looks like a poodle.
Stating a random obvious fact doesn't help this situation at all.
Cheer up, you could be sucking HER ****...

by Ranger77
8-08-18
Mr. Brown...are you out of your mind??
Yes.
CNN is reporting that you admitted to drinking soy milk! Trump EMPLOYEES do NOT drink soy milk! It's...it's...downright... liberal.
I smoked a joint too.
Whatever. Don't change the subject. SOY MILK?? Gott in himmell...I have no idea how we can fix this.
I ate some avocado toast before bed last night and had a crazy mad sex dream starring Joy Behar. Kinda liked it...

by Ranger77
8-08-18
It was tough but we did it. I think we have everything for the antidote. What's up with the holodeck?
I don't know. It wasn't me.
Well, never mind. How fast can you get the supercomputers on synthesizing the cure?
Don't have to. Just got word. That EPA guy is fine now.
...so I, like, smoked a big ole fat doink, took a nap, had some chocolate soy milk. I'm cool.
Amazing.

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