Let's just play along and pretend I'm not uglier than this comic character.
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| Wow, I get to be the in-strip incarnation of Ben-Ohki! | |
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| And if you dare try to steal my spotlight, I'll kill you! | |
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The lord there speaks the truth.
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| Wow! I can actually interact with you now! And pretend women like me! | |
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| No you can't, no girl would be caught dead with you, in real life or in the comic! | |
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Life bites. Women hate me.
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| Maybe I'll get comic-laid! There's always a good chance of that! | |
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| Right, and maybe alien bugs will climb into your ass and hollow you out as a nest. There's always a good chance of that! | |
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