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by DrMorton
7-01-12
Hey, don't use your claws! I'll lose my balance, I'll ... aaaaaargh!
Hey, don't use your claws! I'll lose my balance, I'll ... aaaaaargh!
Hm, I wonder if maybe the third of The Amazing Fratelli Triplets will realize that juggling cats to brush up their boring tight rope act is a stupid idea. Ok no, Here he comes..
Hey, don't use your claws! I'll lose my balance, I'll ... aaaaaargh!

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-12
Did you know that Carl Sagan smoked cannabis?
Carl Sagan? A pot-head? If he was burning brain cells and still that smart, how many brain cells did that man have?
Billions and billions...

by NooniePuuBunny
2-06-12
As you consult your "God", I shall consult the flying spaghetti monster.
See what I did there? I made a snarky comment to make you feel inferior about your personal choices.
Do me a favor...
Ask your flying spaghetti monster why I should give a **** and why you're an insufferable *******.

by NooniePuuBunny
2-03-12
Meanwhile: above all existence and knowledge....
I gave birth to myself so I could have a mirror, and then Sophia goes and creates something without me. How could it get any worse?
HEYYYY ALL-IN-ALL! I GOTS NADS ON MY FACE!!
...and this is how Ignorance came into the world.
It got worse...
NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! NADS! SAY IT WITH ME!

by DrMorton
1-13-11
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by DrMorton
1-10-11
Oh, my god! What´s happened to your hand?
I´ve created a tiny wormhole and stuck my hand in it.
Where does it lead to?
I doubt we´ll ever find out.
Hey! Someone just grabbed my butt. But ... but there´s no one there?!
Hehe.

by DrMorton
1-09-11
... but now I´ve found out you´ve been screwing around with those other girls, you scumbag!
I´m leaving you and I´m taking all the furniture and our savings with me.
By the way, I´ve mailed this to all your lovers´ husbands too. I also enclosed your home address. Have fun!

by DrMorton
1-08-11
And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply, he might find anything thereon. And when he came to it he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not.
No man eat fruit of thee hereafter! [STOMP!]
Erm, Jesus ... I might not have studied biology but I doubt that that really was a fig tree.
Ok, which of you darn hippies killed off my award-winning orchids?

by DrMorton
1-05-11
I know what everybody´s thinking right now.
How could he? He made a new year´s resolution not to. And he sounded so earnest and determined this time...
But when Russell Brand showed up at my doorstep I just knew I had to decorate my christmas tree with a severed head one last time.

by DrMorton
1-02-11
Don´t look at him! Don´t look at him! If I pretend he´s not there, he might just leave and let me live.
Or maybe he´s just a sad lonely guy who needs a big hug. Heck, I´ll give it a try. Love conquers all!

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