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by crabby
Bro! I haven't seen you since the 8th grade luncheon back in 98! Holy **** how have you been?
Bro! It's been too long. I'm just hanging in there. Being a dad. Working. Living life. Nothing too exciting, how about you?
Just working. No kids. Wanna go grab some IPAs?
Sorry bro. Can't today. It's before noon and I'm just picking up some quinoa for my wife. More of a Coors Light kinda guy myself.
Coors Light? What are you some sort of Jonas Brother?
I am Kevin Jonas.

There's nothing like a fresh cup of my World's Famous coffee in the early morn...
Now, only if my arms were long enough to reach my mouth so I can ****ing drink said cup of coffee. In the early morn.

Don't tell me...
Still stuck on 110!

Meanwhile, back at Blindman's secret lair... Which is not really a secret, because it's just a normal house in a busy neighborhood But, Blindman doesn't know that because, well, he's blind.
Are you ready to fight crime today, Monk Boy?
Yes, Blindman!
Did you hear me, Monk Boy? Fight? Crime? TODAY?? SAY SOMETHING!!

by kaufman
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

Hey, Ted... Your standing in the middle of a busy highway and you're fast asleep.
You hear me, Ted? Middle of a busy highwy? Fast Asleep? Could be dangerous? WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
ZZZZZZZ-**snort* What the..? Why did you wake me, Lizzy? I was in the middle of a great ****ing dream!
The one where you're have sex with Gal Gadot and a young Salma Hayek?
Yeah, but this time we're ****ing while filming one of those funny GEICO commercials!

Hey, Stickboy... Where do you want me to put this window?
Stickboy! Window! Where do you want it! Getting heavy! STICKBOY!!

You are feeling very sleepy...
Very sleepy...
Holy crap... This **** actually works!

And, this is where Cherylene's meth-shed burned down.
I can still smell the odor of burnt SudafedĀ®!
I put in a claim with the insurance company and they promptly had the police arrest Cherylene.
Actually, it smells like she was using Extra-Strength SudafedĀ®... No wonder she burned down her meth-shed!
Now, it looks like I'll be humping my deformed right hand the 5 to 10 years!
To recap: Cherylene burned down her meth-shed. Using Extra-Strength SudafedĀ®. Which was retarded.

"Who did you bring in for Show & Tell today, Clarence?"
Jesus Christ , Mrs. Dollarnipples.
"Well, normally we don't allow religion in public school, but I'll let if go as I think everyone is interested in why you brought Son of God in today."
He's going to perform the miracle of recovering body with skin! YAY!
I hear the cafeteria food is pretty good here... Especially, the sloppy joes.

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