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...and then what happened?
Do you want it in a nutshell?
No, thanks... I'm allergic.
It's just an expression, bonehead!
So, is "I will rip open your cage and **** you in the ass, before cooking you for dinner, *******!"
Catchy!

"Nigger****"?
"Jungle****"?
"Jiggabushhead"?
WATCH YOUR MOUTH, PUMPKIN!

Got plans tonight?
Yep.
Can I go with you?
Nope.
What if I lose the pirate suit?
Even nopier.

"Dear neighbor... If, you intend on walking around your house naked, please close your front door."
"Your giving my houseplant nightmares! Signed, your neighbor across the street."
WTF??

Meanwhile, back at the dealership...
*tickle*
Lighter!
I can't tickle it any lighter.
LIGHTER!!
This whole thing is STUPID!
If, you want me to throw a set of floormats, YOU'LL TICKLE THE AIR DICK LIGHTER!!!

Okay, Super Dick... It's up to us to save the city!
Ha, ha... You said, "up"!
I think this is hardly the time for jokes!
Ha, ha... You said, "hard"!
Alright... What am I missing?

Are we alone?
Yes.
Are you SURE we're alone?
Absolutely!
Wanna watch me jack off?
AGAIN???

by kaufman
1-15-18
Goodness! Are those ancient cave drawings? Can you figure out what they say?
Yes, it's coming to me. It seems to be an essay on primitive obscenity. Listen here ...
It says the seven words you can't write on cave walls are OOG, NURG, SKUNG, GRONK, POOGSNUG, SKUNGOREET, and UNGH.
That's incredible
Wait, there's more. It says, "What's ungh even doing in this list? Ungh is such a friendly word ..."

According to Wikipedia, Martin Luther King gave his "I have a dream" speech on August 28, 1963 in Washington D.C..
Thank you... Is there anything else?
On August 29th, while visiting the White House, he accidently walked in on a naked Marilyn Monroe giving JFK a *******.
Really?
Yes, and the very next day, he gave one of his lesser-known speeches, "I have a wet dream."

Hey, Phillip... Check out a new swear word I invented.
"Nigger****".
What do you think?
I think it's pretty **********ted that RCLG is still stuck on 107 followers!

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