The War Between Biff McGurk And His Mom

by biped
3-23-06
"Happy birthday to yooou, happy birthday to yooou, happy birthday dear Bi-iff --"
Excuse me...what the **** is this?
It's your birthday, and I'm your singing coyote-gram.
Who the hell sent you to me?
Your mom.
Well, go sing "**** you, mom" to her.

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