RoadTrip2TheCentreOfCoreyFeldmansAsshole

by biped
8-24-04
So it's decided, then. We, the charter members of The Corey Feldman Fan Club, will make a road trip to the center of his *******.
And plant the official Corey Feldman Fan Club flag for future generations to see for all time. I'm so excited, I suddenly have to pee-pee!
As per our surveillance, he's fallen asleep after his usual naked back rub. Now's our chance!
These butt cheeks are sweaty...we should be able to squeeze through fairly easily. Let's MOVE!
Man, check out this enormous *******! It must've been stretched beyond its normal capacity numerous times!
I had no earthly idea Cory Haim's **** was THAT BIG! What a journey of discovery this has already turned out to be!

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