Desperate Horsewives

by biped
4-25-09
Hi, Anita! Just dropped by to see how the new Mrs.--err--Horse**** is doing today.
Hi, Mom. You just missed Harry. Oh, did you see the new mailbox with our name on it?
Oh, yes. The pink daffodils are a lovely touch. And it says "HORSEDICK" in such nice... big...letters.
That's Old English. Just like the towels and bed linens. And soon, our shrubs will spell it out across the lawn.
We'll have the marriage annulled. We'll move away. Or, we could have him killed--
Mother, we've had this discussion before. I'm a Horse**** now, and that's final.

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