"Firing Floyd" starring Floyd Reynolds

by biped
...flagrant disregard for the safety and well-being of coworkers...
Hey, let's set some gasoline-soaked refuse on fire and hurl it into the breakroom! And burn people! HEH HEH!
See, Floyd, this -- this is why I'm firing you -- in addition to the fact that you drink on the job --
It's just BEER -- ASSHOLE! That doesn't even qualify as "drinking"!
Plus, I'm your boss, yet you constantly call me "*******."
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize you were such a -- PUSSY! HAW HAW!

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