The Little Boy Who Tore New Towns Down

by biped
5-30-04
Here, in this beautiful, pristine land, I will build a new town.
And I will tear it down just as soon as you're done!
Go away, little kid. I'm town-buildin' here.
And I'm the little boy who tears down brand-new towns!
Why, you little -- I ought to plug you right where you stand.
Wow! That'd make a swell Founder's Day re-enactment, wouldn't it?

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