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Forget Santa's list... If, you want to be on the good list of Ol' Saint Dick, there's just one thing you need to do.
That one thing will keep your on Air Dick's good list forever.
Any guess what that one thing you need to do is?
Does it involve an air *******?

by kaufman
Santa must love doctors. My wife is a pediatrician, and she gets the most thoughtful and amazing gifts.
I don't know. Santa never brings my wife anything.
Is she a doctor too?
Yeah, an anesthesiologist.
That's odd ...
I guess I just have an unlisted number.

by kaufman
So 1944 was the only year Santa didn't bring you presents?
Well, there was also 1949, when he paid my parents and those of all the other children, and brought us to the North Pole instead.
Wow! Yuo got to go to Santa's place? How lucky!
It wasn't luck. He had switched his gift list with his shopping list and bought all the kids.
So what happened to all the presents? Where did they go?
Oh, you know. Cereal boxes, Cracker Jacks. There's a reason the guy's so chubby.

by kaufman
Grandma, did Santa bring you Christmas presents when you were a little girl?
He usually did. Except in 1944. That year, the only people who got presents were about a thousand Jewish adults.
Wow, that's strange. What did you do?
There wasn't much I could do. I and all the other children had to work in a factory in Central Europe until they straightened it out.
Straightened out? Why? What happened?
Apparently, Santa's list and Schindler's list had accidentally gotten switched.

by UnknownEric
Giddy up, jingle *****s, pick up your feet...

Hey, master.
I may be mistaken...
...but I think the litter box needs cleaning.

Hold it right there, buddy!
WHAT were you doing so long in the men's restroom?
Trying to think up a funny response for this comic.
Oh, and grudge-****ing the soap dispenser.

by UnknownEric
I really should have used fast travel.

(It would appear this house has a bit of a gas leak.)

I be the Watercooler Monk.
If, ye be needing a drink from me, you must answer questions three!
(Since the Watercooler Monk took a vow of silence years ago, people simply walked passed him and got a cool, refreshing cup of water sans having to answer any stupid questions, thank you very much.)

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