brianvargo

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As a longtime dumb jerk, I am pleased to present a series of incisive, compelling, occasionally heart-rending vignettes casting light on my fellow dumb jerks, via the medium of the tri-panel comic strip. I feel that this comic art best allows me to express myself as both a raconteur and a social critic. By reading Dumb Jerks, I hope that you learn a little bit about life, love, and the beauty of existence. Jerks.

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Dumb Jerks

by brianvargo
2-15-23


	Sometimes I walk into a room and am so utterly convinced that I must be the stupidest person there that I become paralyzed with anxiety.


	I think you may be missing the point of a â€œcomicâ€ strip, Stan.


	I am but human, Satan.


	Technically, youâ€™re not. You are a crude rendering of an archetypal American cowboy comprising some not terribly cleverly arranged pixels.


	Your mama.


	â€¦was bride of Belphegor and a damn fine role model for anyone aspiring to a career in evil, thank you very much. Saucebox.

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