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by kaufman
5-27-20
Doctor, did I see you treating Mary Poppins this morning?
Yes, that was her. In the flesh!
You're kidding. What was wrong with her?
All sorts of things. Abdominal pain, shortness of breath, dryness, nausea, sliding up banisters, continually needing to pee, ...
Were you able to diagnose her?
Yes. It's supercalifragilisticketoacidosis!

by atomiclunch
5-26-20
So, what's this about Rags making Deb tote him to the wedding in a rickshaw?
Yeah, I can't believe she did that. I reckon she was too tanked to say no given how much drinking she did to go through with the wedding in the first place.
Well, if we were to get hitched, you know I'd never do you like that, TK.
Duh, one, you're way too wimpy to do it and two, Hostess has super zombie strength since the resurrection!
Hey! That's not fair! We have a brother. Let Frito-Lay do it!
Ay! Ni madres! They can take the bus, puta!

by Ranger77
5-24-20
What the FUCK, dude!? Like. where were you guys??
Sorry brother. Holiday weekend. We had **** to do.
Wait a minute, you gave me all this **** about Constitutional rights, religious freedom and the pursuit of ***** and like, you just abandon me??
Look it's all about timing. Now wasn't good time. I had to get a haircut and hang out in my cottage in Northern Michigan. Holiday weekend, brother.
What about, like, the middle aged patriot chicks??
Chuck. My dude. These chicks don't move too fast. This weekend they're binge watching Real Housewives. Next weekend: flags, guns, and punnany. Trust me.

by Ranger77
5-24-20
Chuck got...confused.
You act like that's something that doesn't happen often.
Someone talked him into participating at a protest at the State Capitol today.
Umm...I didn't think there was a protest today.
He got his dates mixed up. He was the only one there with a Confederate flag, a water pistol, and a Karaoke machine.
"Is This Love" most likely. That and QAnon fan fiction are guaranteed to make a Susan moist. So they tell me.

Wow...
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
My six-feet social-distancing electro-shock force-field really works!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Feel the burn, *****!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Dammit, I can't get past the super-goblin!
A2 up, then B1 left, moron!
You're an ofice plant... What do you know?
JUST DO IT!!
Okay, A2 up, then B1 left and... Wait. WTF?? The screen went blue! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That'll teach for listening to an office plant! MORON!!

by Ranger77
5-23-20
Meanwhile....
I'm sorry dude...what?
I said y'all is going about this all wrong. FIGHT them *****es. Get yourself a gun, one of these here flags and protest at the STATE CAPITOL!
That's not, like, my thing.
Do you know how many horny, bored middle aged PATRIOTIC women show up to these things?
Like, "Susans!?!"
Hell yeah...and they love God, the Constitution, FREAKY sex and Fireball! Not necessarily in that order...

by Ranger77
5-23-20
YOU.
HOO.
Y'know that wasn't funny even back in 2007...
Your problem is that you-HOO have always thought the legal protections set up to protect the common man are subject to ridicule.
Have you read the last few comics in this arc?
"Mine is not to question why, mine is to do and LIE." That's copyrighted, by the way. You can use that quote and others for $10 a month. I take Paypal...

by Ranger77
5-22-20
And now....he wants to sue. Typical Ranger's World contrived plot bull****.
I mean seriously: Chuck thinks we are discriminating against him because he's been having sex and hanging out with random amateur foot fetish models on Only Fans during quarantine.
It's just social distancing. And, bro that **** is just weird. And who the hell would represent Chuck of all people in some shady, flimsy, meritless lawsuit....
Hoo...Hooo....indeed.

Why are you buying all the toilet paper?
Jake's gonna force me to stay in my house.
Why are you wearing a face mask in the office?
I heard Jake was contagious.
Why are all the old people dying?
Jake killed them.

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