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by cairine
10-04-02
When we moved in, we carried more of our own stuff than the movers did.
Fuck.
The movers were like Mutt and Jeff, as it was...
As soon as they left, the real fun began.
Oh, hell.
The cardboard killed a kitchen knife and a box cutter already.

 

by cairine
10-04-02
I stood silently while The Ex yakked at The Boyfriend, watching like I was at a tennis match.
yak yak yak yak...
Suddenly, I noticed the gigantic pile of cat shit on the floor, under the couch.
blah blah blah blah...
We could leave now, and he'd never even know.
blah blah insert name here blah blah blah...
We have to go now.

 

by cairine
10-05-02
I need to get away from this machine... and the internet in general.
I mean, I feel this weird, incomprehensible rage when there's nothing new to read because no one posted anything to their website since Thursday.
Maybe I'll just go make myself read a book, or something.

 

by cairine
10-05-02
So you know how I've been in this delightful mood all week?
Uh, yeah. Why?
I'm gonna do something to improve it.
Yeah? What?
I'm gonna give up caffeine.
sigh...

 

by cairine
10-06-02
Last night I decided to make my own double feature.
Well, now I have an hour or so to kill before the next movie. Maybe I'll go to Starbucks...
In downtown Seattle, there are Starbucks locations on almost every block. I chose the one full of teenage girls.
I'll have a venti chai, please.
Hot or iced? Whole milk? Soy? For here or to go? Is that on your Starbucks card?
Uh, hot. Whole milk. To go. Starbucks card. Just get me the hell out of here.
Wait... what?

 

by cairine
10-06-02
I'm surprised I managed to get out of the Starbucks without killing anyone.
I thought I was home free, except I still had about an hour to kill.
la la la... I have caffeine!
Can you help me?
Damn.
What?
Excuse me -- I said, can you help me?

 

by cairine
10-06-02
Strange chick began asking me questions, and shit.
Can you help me? I ran out of gas and I left my bankcard at home and I don't have any money...
I don't have any cash, just my Starbucks Card---
NEVER MIND.
Ahh, a trap.
Seeya. Heh. I've seen this before, on TV. Like I'd fall for that shit.

 

by cairine
10-06-02
I decided I'd best walk back to the theatre and kill what was left of the hour there.
Heh.
No one else approached me after that.
Well, except the market research flunkies, but I pretty much ignored them.
Piss off and die.
Do you want to try out this cool new product?

 

by cairine
10-06-02
Hmm. 40 minutes of spare time and a cell phone, what should I do?
Maybe I'll sit down here and call JR to tell him what happened with the scary chick.
Of course, I'm not the only one who gets wrong number calls.
HELLO?
Oh. YOU'RE not JR. Um. I guess I've got the wrong number. Sorry.
Through the dangers of similar numbers in my call list, I make them too.
CLICK!
I'm really sorry. Who is this, anyway?

 

by cairine
10-06-02
Movie #2 ends and I'm ready to go home.
Man, I'm tired.
As I walked in, I realized who I'd called.
Damn.
Must... apologize... must... apologize!!!
I'm sorry! I'm a tool... hope I didn't interrupt anything... pls. forgive me. Love, C

 

by cairine
10-07-02
For today's strip, the role of the iBook will be played by our understudy, a desktop PC.
I'm gonna go do the one thing that I've absolutely never done before.
I'm gonna go surf while on the can...
Minutes later...
uh... love... you... too... *sigh*
Hi, honey. Love you.

 

by cairine
10-09-02
I used to work in theatre. I don't often admit that anymore.
Hey Steven!
What?
I ran the lightboard, and designed the lighting schemes for shows.
Did I ever tell you that you're just like a farmer?
ummm... no?
I never had slapping rights, but man, I would have used them on that guy, rights or not.
You're out standing in your field. Get it? OUTSTANDING IN YOUR FIELD!!! HA HA HA HA--

 

by cairine
10-13-02
Lately, I've been going to movies on Saturday nights.
...so anyway, he's been spending all his time online talking to this guy about dog shows. I mean, ALL his time. How much can you talk to someone about a dog show?
If you go early enough, you can get a great seat, and the movie isn't that full.
heh.
And then he's been in Philly all week at this guy's house. I don't know if that guy's gay or whatever, but I don't know. He's stayed an extra week.
Not to mention, you get to hear all sorts of dirt about people you don't know (and will likely never have to see again).
Hopefully they won't talk DURING the movie.
He commutes to Berkeley ten days out of the month. Hopefully he'll be back here for a while before that.

 

by cairine
10-16-02
I'll bet you didn't know Jesus uses Yahoo! Messenger.
JC: I think I have gout.
What?!
Me 'n Jesus, we're good friends.
JC: Gout.
You... have... gout. Gout?
Yeah, gout. Achy joints and shit. I need to eat more veggies.
Cairine: EAT VEGGIES! STOP GOUT!

 

by cairine
10-16-02
You can always tell when your friends really care.
I'm going to the grocery store after work...
Cairine: GET VEGGIES! STOP GOUT!!!
I could be a poster child.
Cairine: Hah! I can see it now...
You, a can of Corn Niblets, and a cheesy grin - "I've cured my gout!"
JC: Better yet, a before/after poster.

 

by cairine
10-16-02
OOOH! One of those splitter type posters. One side is "before" and the other is "after"
JESUS WITH GOUT
Damn... I have gout. I should take better care of myself.
Uh huh huh huh. He said "gout"
JESUS WITHOUT
I hate the Colonel! He puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!
I'm glad THAT's overwith.

 

by cairine
10-19-02
YOU SEE THAT BIG SIGN, THE ONE THAT SAYS "YIELD"? READ IT!!! USE IT!!! BELIEVE IT!!!
IT'S OCTOBER!!! THERE SHOULDN'T BE EGGNOG IN OCTOBER!!!
FIVE YEAR OLDS ARE TOO YOUNG TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! TAKE THEM HOME NOW!!! HIRE A FUCKING BABYSITTER!!! HOW ABOUT THE NATIONAL GUARD?!

 

by cairine
11-03-02
Friday night:
now what?
Saturday night:
sigh...
Sunday night:
damn.

 

by cairine
11-19-02
I really didn't think class would ever end today.
pace... pace... pace...
I didn't think we'd get a break either.
either kill me, or let me go pee, you fuckers.
I thought I'd have to make a sign, but apparently shouting and setting things aflame was plenty.
Look prof, wouldja just shut up already? Half the class is asleep and at least five of us need to pee so bad our teeth are floating.

 

by cairine
11-26-02
Hey honey, how was your day?
My... head... hurts...
That bad, huh?
Well, let's put it this way...
...?
...at least I learned how NOT to give an in-class presentation.

 

by cairine
3-22-03
When we left off, I was at the end of last quarter.
Now I'm at the end of this quarter.
And you know, not much has happened since then.

 

by cairine
3-22-03
Back in October, I saw my favorite musician play. Matt came with me.
I'm really kind of a spaz around people.
Will you go get him to sign this... honey?
Having a fearless boyfriend is always a good thing.
Could you sign this for my girlfriend? She's over there...

 

by cairine
3-22-03
Later, I felt like an ass for not actually going up and asking him to sign the cd myself.
...damn.
...hmm.
god. I AM a spaz.
Hey, so you're like my biggest musical influence and I'm a total spaz around people so my boyfriend had you sign my cd and hey thanks! and blah blah blah...

 

by cairine
3-22-03
I've taken up knitting.

 

by cairine
7-22-03
It's been a while.
eh?
Stripcreator requires Internet Explorer 4 or greater.
hmm...
Curses! Foiled again!
FUCK!!!

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