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by LuckyGuess
2-22-12
Ah, young me. It's been a while.
Hi old me! Any advice to help me prepare for the future?
Don't pick at your arms. Ladies like a smooth arm.

The city is saved from evil once again! Thanks, Harlequin Fetus!
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by LuckyGuess, 10-29-11

by LuckyGuess
10-27-11
Look at that sweater. She must have picked it up from the extra horrible section of the horrible store.
Yeah but she's Asian so you're still into it.
Y'know, I was never really that into Asians until you started making that joke all the time.
So now you're into Asians, is that it? Should have known. I literally cannot believe you right now. I literally don't understand why-
噢地方您的手我的心脏的我相信 在脉冲的s拍打和你的一样 关于在分子的二个原子不能分离地结合了哦象从麻线二个片断做的绳索片断

by LuckyGuess
10-27-11
Don't you have a job to be at or something?
Nah. Quit my last job. Couldn't handle my supervisors.
So... what are you doing for work?
A truck hit my house the other day and one of the guys who stopped by to take a look offered me a job with a Peruvian Shaman.
Also I do a ton of drugs.

by LuckyGuess
10-06-11
And so they were all like the schedules don't sync up and I went to the lady and she was like blah blah blah blah and then
I had my ears washed out by a nurse and a bunch of stuff came out into a little ear bowl.
That wasn't today though.

by LuckyGuess
9-15-11
You're telling me you're the only guy in a house full of hot chicks?
Yes.
That is awesome. That is like a porno movie.
Have you ever seen nine girls sync up their periods? Do you know what that's like?
Imagine a werewolf movie where the monster is some dude and everybody else is a werewolf.

by LuckyGuess
2-11-11
God damn, the traffic out here is horrible. This construction must be
A TRAFFIC CHECKPOINT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Sir, why does your car smell like the late 70's?
It's a time car. I'm from the past.

by LuckyGuess
2-04-11
Snorg catch Eagle on last three holes.
No Snorg, you can't just say that and make it true.
Snorg see you checking out girl at snack bar. Snorg old high school friends. Snorg can hook you up.
At some point I have to put my foot down about your pushy behavior, Snorg. No.
Snorg lying about girl at snack bar anyway. She way out of your league.
Eat a ****, Snorg. Eat a ****ing ****.

by LuckyGuess
1-05-11
Why so glum, glumdrum?
I think my copy of Art Deco in Elvish Home Design is overdue.
I thought I heard you're poor again. Isn't that pretty terrible?
Not really. It gave me more of an excuse to study vodou in the back of the library.
You practice vodou?
Killing my own father seemed a little too oedipan for me, but that dude is going to have itchy feet like you don't even know.

by LuckyGuess
1-05-11
Hello, Party Pizzazz? This is Lucky Guess. I came in yesterday to ask about the part-time opening?
Oh yeah, that kid with the big pupils. Tell me, can you tie a balloon animal?
I volunteered at a kinduva sortuva fair once, so I can work the tanks.
Did you make any animals at the fair?
Everyone kept asking for Cthulhu or String Theory, so no.
We'll get back to you.

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