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latest comics from people choadwarrior is following

Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!
Who's gonna do a good job for daddy? You will. Yes you will.
I can here you talking to the dog clear out in the hallway.
I wasn't talking to the dog. I was getting my ***** ready for sex night.

by TheGovernor
I dated a girl once but we just didn't click
We did try following the plan and building a life together but she kept putting up walls
In the end I realised it was time to lego

by TheGovernor
I tried dating apps for a while but it never worked out
Why not?
I kept getting Catfished
That's awful
Perhaps I shouldn't have put down on my profile that I liked making love on steam trawlers

Well, that worked out nicely.

I am a Saudi prince needing to transfer millions of dollars to the U.S. I will reward you with a large percentage of the money if you give me your assistance.
The last time I fell for a hoax like this, "Amanda" turned out to be a 55 year old man!
Looks like Rags left his computer on. Wonder what kinky stuff he has in his browser history.
Thanks for the yacht Mr. Sheik!
No worries Mr. Bacon. Oh, and please, call me Amanda.

Freeze Anders!
What for?
Your name is all over the police scanners. You're listed as "armed and dangerous".
Okay, maybe just dangerous.

by UnknownEric
What's this?
I don't know. Some bull****.
I'm not gonna try it. You try it.
Let's give it to Mikey, he won't eat it, he hates everything.
Here Mikey, eat this!
Eat my balls.

Every year, I ask you what you want for Christmas and you say, "Nothing."
That's right.
You have to want something,
You can't find the things I need in a shopping mall.
Like World Peace?
No, a really good prostate orgasm.

by evil_d
I'm concerned that the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" helps to normalize sexual assault.
It doesn't sound like you've listened to more of that song than its title.
Adults know that it's consensual, but to kids who don't get the subtext, it teaches that men coming into random women's houses and kissing them is acceptable.
Hmm. Aren't you also concerned that Santa is just assumed to be heterosexual?
Well, I mean, he does canonically have a wife.
Maybe she's Santa's true beard.

Dude, no offense, but you've gotten fat.
I know! It's awesome!
What's so awesome about it?
I can now honestly say that my **** reaches my belly button!

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