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Welcome to the meeting for "Rarely-Used Prefab Characters."
I know black ninjas are rare but damn man, show a brother some love!
Any thoughts Jackie?
People still reference the "Watchmen" movie, right? I'm Rorschach! You can interpret me any way you want!
What are you doing here? You're used all the time.
I thought this was the meeting for "Barely-Amused Rehab Characters."

by crabby
4-22-19
Not sure if you saw the company wide email that went out, but today is my 27th anniversary with Jerealy Paper Company.
Oh wow. I don't have access to email so I had no idea, but I appreciate you sharing the news with me. Congratulations on your achievement. How are you planning to celebrate?
Well, I figuered first I'd go around the office and let everyone know that today is my anniversary. Then I'd just sit at my desk and watch the time tick away.
Sounds like just another Tuesday to me!
Congratulations on your anniversary, Bill.

by crabby
4-22-19
Here's the thing. No one eats cereal anymore. No one eats it at all. There is no brand loyalty. There is no nostalgia. People just don't care.
Agreed.
So hear me out on this. I say we start a cereal blog. We call it curreal. A surreal look at cereal. We go so indepth and delve so deep into our own cereal desires that people will be interested.
I hate everything about your pitch. I hate the name curreal because it sounds like curreal and not surreal. I hate the idea about writing about cereal. Most of all I hate you.
I didn't want to bring this up, but remember when we were 8 and you almost drowned when you fell into that ice pond?
You pushed me, but fine. I'll write for your cereal blog.

by crabby
4-22-19
Son, just because you're at a party with your school friends doesn't mean that you don't have to watch your manners. I don't like some of the language I've heard you use today.
Sorry Dad. I just get a bit excited when I'm with my friends. Can you give me an example of something I said that you found inappropriate?
Well, I heard you tell your friend that you were going to hold him down and rub your **** against his face. That was extremely uncalled for.
DAD! Fuck, I didn't mean that! It's just something kids say. Like, "Do you play Fortnite" or "Who's Monica Lewinsky?"
I saw the two of you kissing shortly after that exchange.
It's 2019, Dad. Boys kiss at birthday parties.

Just so you know, since the last time we were together, I was diagnosed with HIV.
Are you taking your meds?
Yeah, and I'm undetectible.
I'm on PrEP and if we use protection with your undetectible status, there is a nearly zero chance of transmission.
Cool. Now if I could just get over this cold I'm fighting.
Get away.

*smack!*
Ouch! That really hurt! Don't smack my ass!
What if I just rub it like this?
What if you just don't touch it in general?
So.... you want me to touch it in specific?

April 24, 1184
My tally whacker is the biggest!
No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it!
How do you propose that?
Whoever is given the biggest gift obviously has the biggest tally whacker!
Charge! Kill them all!
I haven't had that many guys in my ass for a while now!

1931
My tally whacker is the biggest!
No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it!
There! This should prove that my tally whacker is the biggest!
Well, this sure is one big blimp!
Does your big tally whacker have any bright ideas to get us out of this situation?

March 31, 1909
My tally whacker is the biggest!
No, my tally whacker is bigger and I'll prove it!
There! This should prove that my tally whacker is the biggest!
Well, this sure is one big ship!
Does your big tally whacker have any bright ideas to get us out of this situation?

by crabby
4-11-19
I appreciate you agreeing to meet me in this bar at 5am to discuss your father's will.
He's our father Diane. You can act like a stuck up ***** all you want, but that isn't going to bring dad back from the grave.
I'm not your sister. I'm just someone very interested in learning more about you and thought maybe we could get a drink sometime.
You invited me to a bar at 5am to ask me out for drinks sometime?
Yes.
That sounds nice.

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