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The new Pope says there's a gay lobby in the Vatican.
I wouldn't know... I've never been there.
But I doubt it's limited to just one room.

by FactoryRejects
6-12-13
So you people at the CIA and NSA have been spying on all our internet activity?
Yes.
To catch terrorists?
Yes.
Terrorists such as yourselves?
No.

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
Trick or treat!
What?
Trick or treat!
It's June 11th.
Boxers or briefs?
None of the below?

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
Is there a problem, sir?
I ATE THE BONES!
And it's time to go...

For the last time, now, I say you may not be coming in!
by umfumdisi, 6-10-13

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
GROSS! I WISH I'D NEVER SEEN THAT STUPID OLD PHONE!
As you wish...
?
Ooh, an ancient relic from a bygone era. I wonder if it works...

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
NO, BUT I AM INTERESTED IN THE WISHES YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME.
Fine. Accord-ing to the genie code, you re-ceive as many wish-es as I have ears.
**** ME! I FREE THE ONE GENIE WITHOUT EARS!
Actu-ally, most genies have three ears, thus the num-ber of wish-es. Let me turn a-round so you can speak your wish in my rear ear.

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
SO YOU HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD ANYTHING I'VE SAID SO FAR?
My apolo-gies, young mas-ter...
But I am a tele-phone genie.
SO?
I was read-ing from a script. By the way, are you inter-ested in two bur-ial plots for the price of on-ly one?

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
So, are you like some kind of genie? Do you grant wishes?
My name is not Jean-ie, and I do not grate fish-es.
No, I freed you from that device. Now you grant me three wishes.
Free dish-es? What do I look like? A wed-ding shower? You'll have to speak more loud-ly.
WHY?
Be-cause I have feet for ears, dumb-ass.

by umfumdisi
6-10-13
Whoa!
Greetings, hu-man. I have been trapp-ed in-side that infernal de-vice for over 30 years!
30 years? That's not very long.
Think of it as try-ing to log on-to AOL via dial-up in the ear-ly 90s. Loooong time.
AOL? Dial-up? You speak in riddles!
Net-scape. Ask Jeeves. Earth-link!

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