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by kaufman
Doctor, did I see you treating Mary Poppins this morning?
Yes, that was her. In the flesh!
You're kidding. What was wrong with her?
All sorts of things. Abdominal pain, shortness of breath, dryness, nausea, sliding up banisters, continually needing to pee, ...
Were you able to diagnose her?
Yes. It's supercalifragilisticketoacidosis!

Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
My six-feet social-distancing electro-shock force-field really works!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Feel the burn, *****!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Dammit, I can't get past the super-goblin!
A2 up, then B1 left, moron!
You're an ofice plant... What do you know?
Okay, A2 up, then B1 left and... Wait. WTF?? The screen went blue! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That'll teach for listening to an office plant! MORON!!

by kaufman
We are the essential workers risking our health to keep you alive during this COVID-19 outbreak.
We are the hospital workers, grocery store workers, drivers, restaurant workers, public safety officers, everyone needed to keep society working.
Unfortunately, there just isn't enough PPE to protect us. They can't give us a bunch of N-95 masks.
It really sucks, doesn't it? We do this critical work, and there is no equipment to keep us safe.
So instead, we've been wearing these masks, and it turns out they're even more effective.
Because who in their right mind would want to get within six feet of any of us?

by Namgubed
Guess what? Dr. Tony Fauci is making a guest appearance on Sesame Street!
Yes, why waste a perfect opportunity to indoctrinate the children?
He's giving Oscar the Grouch a Social Distancing Award with the honorary title of Dr. Grauci ! And then tomorrow -
Wait, let me guess: Ernie and Birx?
Wow, how did you -
See 'em coming a mile away.

by UnknownEric
Sadie! I haven't seen you since high school! How's you been?
Things have been good, real good.
How about your twin brother?
Well, Jerry's become obsessed with writing erotic Liv and Maddie fan fiction...
Diggie had never done THAT to her before. As she reached climax, Maddie couldn't help but exclaim, "BAM! WHUT?"

Pokey runs into a coughing Chinese girl...
(His reaction was expected.)

Hey, Jesus... I beat the Coronavirus!
Yeah, I had to take a ****load of hydroxychloriquin, which ate away my skin, but I beat it! YAYYYY!!!
Why do you have a mask on? I mean, being the Son of God, don't you have some kind of super-immunity?

Hearing that bulging eyes are a tale-tell sign of COVID-19 infection...
...Roger and Randolph stared at each other, frozen in fear for twenty-three minutes.
I got these bulging eyes from putting expired Visine in my eyes!
I got my by walking in on Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore sixty-nining!

I'm sorry I had to kill your dog, ma'am, but he was infected with COVID-19...
You shot Old Yeller??
No, I sawed him in half... He yelped like a little ***** the whole time!
Wouldn't have been more humane if you had shot him?
Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

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