All comics by codechick

 

by codechick
3-20-03
One quiet afternoon in the park
We're pretending I'm a spaceship...
Er hello... What's this?
We are taking you back to our planet for much painful experimentation. Let's go.
Not again...
How do you say "no cornholing" in alien?

 

by codechick
3-20-03
BOOOOOOOOO!
Did I scare ya? Huh? Did I? Huh? Am I scary? You're scared aren't you?... I can tell... I scared you, didn't I? C'mon, just admit it.
You're kidding, right?
I'll show you scary... Hey! Come back here! I wasn't gonna hurt you... much...

 

by codechick
3-20-03
On kiddy-show "Robot Rave"
Hello, children. Today we'll be talking to a very special guest... can you guess who?
Well of COURSE you can't. It's not like you're psychic, is it? Fucking morons. I mean, really... get a bloody life, why don't you? And stop bothering me.
For fuck's sake. I could be talking about chicken sexing and you'd still sit there in your chair with your eyes glazed over and drool coming out of your mouth. Fucking imbeciles. All of you.
Oh shit. Here come the censors.
We're experiencing technical difficulties. Don't change that channel. We'll be right back.

 

by codechick
3-25-03
...So anyway, I got pulled over today for speeding and I asked the cop if I could see his gun.
I just know this is going to make my head hurt...
I told him I just wanted to see whose was bigger.
You have GOT to be kidding me.
Wow. Spontaneous combustion. You don't see that every day.
....medic....

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