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by needles1218
8-22-12
I don't like this awkward silence and dark, scary forest.
You.
Who...who is that?
It's me *****...I'm back!!
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!

by needles1218
8-22-12
In some random bathroom in downtown New York...
This is gonna be worse than Vietnam. Good luck in your war.
Yup, I'll do my best.
After 25 min. of awkward grunting...
Oh my...that was such a very dirty situation.
Yeah, that was awkward.

by needles1218
3-10-12
While at a crime scene somewhere in a small town in downtown LA...
Okay, one male, white, about 30 years of age...hacked to death by a screw driver and then burnt by a torch.
mmmmmmm...potatoes and gravy!!!
Uhhh, sir?? Did you hear a word I said?
(Drooling) Uhhh, yeah...yeah something about burnt tomatoes.
No, he was hacked to death by a hammer and then burnt by a torch.
Wait a minute pink shirt...you said screw driver! I'll get mad later, right now, I'm hungry for some quail and turnips.

by needles1218
2-15-12
Okay, so what was he wearing again??
He was wearing a red hat with the letter "M" on it, with blue overalls.
As soon as I see him, stretch up and bite him, right??
Yeah, just do what I do, okay.
About 30 minutes later...
He's still like 3 levels away.
Oh come on!!!!

Dammit, I threw my Maple Syrup, better warn the players.
by needles1218, 2-15-12

by needles1218
2-15-12
Oh god!!!! His brother is coming to kill me!!!!!!!
Oh damn!!!! He didn't tell me his brother was a weapon wielding phycho path kangaroo!!! Help!!!!!! Run for your life!!!!!
Somebody help!!!! He's wanting my nuts!!!!!!
Come here boy!!!! I just want to PLAY!!! Get back HERE!!!! You're really ****ing me off!!!!!

by needles1218
2-15-12
Okay dude, what the hell are you going to tell me next?? Your story is so messed up.
The squirrel goes up and .....
Look squirrel, I ain't gonna bend over and ya sure as hell ain't gonna get my nuts!!! So quit trying!!!
Settle down black hair, I'm gonna get you sooner or later. Even if that's sending my evil brother after you.
Wait! You have an evil brother!!??
Yup, I'm going to go get him now, ya silly little nutless boy.

Let us drink until our livers turn to dust...and our kidneys into vapor!!
by needles1218, 2-15-12

Okay, keep all 45 off your heads down, we are almost across the border!!!
Okay Senior Jericho.
by needles1218, 2-15-12

Okay, so I let you go, and I run down narrow alley way with lots of other people.
Uhh, yeah. That's pretty much it.
by needles1218, 2-15-12

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