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| but it says in the table of contents: "Chapter 4: The Priest seems Nice" but the whole chapter is torn out and burned | |
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| how could you possibly tell it was burned | |
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| Chapter 5's called "Burning Chapter 4" | |
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| Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope. | |
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| And now open the envelope and reveal the question. | |
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| What do you call the guy next to you at a circle jerk? | |
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| Looks like I'm the only one left. What am I going to do? | |
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| No infrastructure. No food, no water. No job...well, that's cool. No more responsibilities. And what will I do without my wife? My wife...is gone? MY WIFE!!! | |
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| Fighting headwinds for the last 40 miles sucked. | |
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| I know how you feel. I hate running against the wind. | |
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| Yeah, Bob Seger is pretty awful. | |
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| Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight? | |
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| Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it. | |
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| Why, you ****ing *******. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. | |
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| Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. | |
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| Don't you mean Salvation Army? | |
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| Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't dance. | |
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| It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle. | |
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| Hey, boss...your, uh, fly is down. | |
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| It's Sfaff Appreciation Week! | |
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