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by kaufman
8-12-19
........ 1) Give them a good meal before
having your way with them.
2) Don't skimp on the foreplay!

by kaufman
8-04-19
Y'know, Dave, you'll probably do a lot better if you hit the ball with an actual golf club, instead of that guitar.
You're missing the point, Bob. It's so beautiful here in Tehran, I want to be out on the course all day. If I shoot 500, so what?
Ok, whatever you s... hey, where'd you go?
Mr. President! I just heard another tanker was lost in the Persian Golf.
Great. I'll go on Twitter and blame it on immigrants.

by kaufman
8-04-19
Want some candy?
Sure.
What do you think?
Ewwwwwww! This tastes like monkey brains!
Well, of course it does. These are Rhesus Pieces.

by UnknownEric
7-30-19
Doc put my nuts in a box
I like to eat socks
I'll go 1-8-7 on a mutha****in' fox

by kaufman
7-03-19
In other news, auto executive Lee Iacocca has died at age 94.
Iacocca is credited with bringing Chrysler back from the brink during the 1980s.
His family released a short statement: "If you can find a better corpse, bury it."

by kaufman
6-10-19
Do you have any fours?
Go Fish!

by biped
6-03-19
I've decided to try this new thing. It's called "Stripcreator."
"Stripcreator"? What do you do with it?
You create your own strips.
Create your own strips? Strips of what? Bacon?

by UnknownEric
5-21-19
BOP IT!
bop
TWIST IT!
twist
BREXIT!
shoots off own foot

by UnknownEric
5-21-19
Gonna make some sweet brown / flush it down
I got the night ****s.
(ohhhh, got the night ****s)

I have a steady boyfriend but I need **** now!
Call Unknown Eric! 877-COCK-NOW!
by UnknownEric, 5-10-19

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