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latest comics from people crabby is following

It's your opening move, John...
Hello? It's your opening move!
DAMMIT JOHN!! MAKE A MOVE!!!
I don't think he can reach me.

So, you say no to everything?
Yes, everything.
Everything?
EVERYTHING!!
So, you'd say no to me sitting on your face for the next three days while I lick your scrotum with my tongue?
HELL FUCKING NO!!!!

Don't give me that overreacting look, Randolph...
I told you I'm a prison parolee when you rented me your spare room.
You didn't tell me you were convicted of butt****ing lab monkeys in a children's cancer ward while high on Febreeze air freshener!
What's your point, spazoid?

by choadwarrior
9-21-19
Jesus? Party of 13?
Right here. Hey, it’s been a long day and we are in a bit of a rush. Can you send over a bunch of bread and wine right away?
Sorry, sir, we missed our delivery and are out of both tonight.
Fuck me. Well, we’re all here, so I guess you’ll just have to improvise.
These chips are my body—munch of them. This beer is my blood—chug of it.

Let's see... I shoot up my high school, killing fourteen and injuring dozens of other students and staff.
I covered my head with a ski mask so no one could indentify me, wore gloves for no fingerprints, used a voice modulator, yet I still got caught. How the hell did they know it was me?
I guess the live stream from my personal facebook account during the rampage and video confession brag on YouTube after-wards didn't help.

Fucking security crab...
You mean it wasn't your wife who kicked your ass this time?
No... Thank God!
Are you saying you'd rather get beat up the by crab than your wife?
Yes, because the crab doesn't make me **** it after kicking my ass!
Oh, snap!

Are you drinking my Satanic tea, Miyuki?
Hai!
Hi to you... But, are you drinking my Satanic tes?
Hai!
AND HI TO YOU FUCKING TOO!!!ARE YOU DRINKING MY GODDAMNED SATANIC TEA???
HAI!!!

by kaufman
9-19-19
I usually love the food at this place, but it's bland and tasteless tonight.
I was just thinking that. Hang on wait a minute ...
... There. Have a taste now.
Ah. Much better. What did you do?
Sorry, my fault. I had my phone in Airplane Mode.

*slurp* *slurp* *SLUURRRRP*
Why are you licking your ice cream so loudly, Butch?
I'm pretending its your left tit, Phreaky.
Okay... Carry on.
**SLU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-RP**

Wanna go inside for a night cap, Miyuki?
Hai, Gabe-san.
Go ahead, Miyuki... Don't be shy!
You must ret go of Miyuki's reft butt cheek first.

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