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by choadwarrior
7-14-18
How has your first week been?
I really like everyone, but I’ve noticed one thing.
What’s that?
Nobody swears.
We don’t do that here.
I’d better watch my ****ing mouth.

I hear the knob is some kind of door *****?
No, necessarily...
Then, necessarily, what is it?
I'll answer your question with a question: aren't women's nipples also called knobs?
So, what your are saying is if I were to suck on your knob, I would technically be sucking on your tit, and NOT giving you a *******, right?
There's only one way to find out, sports fan!

Bitch, you bettah listen up...
STOP GIVING DOORS HAND-JOBS UNLESS YOU GET PAID!!
How should I open doors? With my mouth?
THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR BLOWJOBS!!!

Hmmm... That's a knob, and knob is slang for a man's *****.
So, based on that, a door knob is really the door's *****.
That would mean every time I open a door by twisting its knob, I am unwiitingly giving said door a handjob!

by UnknownEric
7-09-18
So as I said, there are always multiple sides to every story.
So what's the best option?
Sue a side!

by choadwarrior
7-08-18
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
OB-GYN.
OB-GYN!
OB-GYN.
And now open the envelope and reveal the question.
Where should you go after an ORGY?

This isn't good...
Why?
The homeowners' association is fining you $500 for not landscaping your backyard!
But, I have a good excuse.
I don't think having no arms is going to work this time!
That's not it... Trump's cracking down at the border, so Home Depot® has no Mexicans!

by choadwarrior
7-07-18
Are you a coffee drinker?
I'm a coffee snob. I weigh my beans, use a burr grinder for consistency and have a temperature-controlled kettle for my pourovers.
I love coffee too. I stop at Starbucks every morning.
I see. Well, do you know where I can get a great cup of coffee around here?
There's a Keurig in the break room.
I don't think we're going to get along.

My I help you?
Is your wife home?
No... She's at the motel. Having sex with the gardener.
That sucks!
Tell me about it.
I mean, is she open to upgrading to a door-to-door salesman?

Look, dad...
Before you tell me I need to go get a job for the thousandth time, there's one thing you need to know about me.
And, that is..?
I'm lazy as ****!

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