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by mandingo
5-23-12
christ, i'm high as Kilimanjaro and i need to make it past my parents without them noticing.
hey, sweety. you hungry?
i was BORN hungry!
a characteristic i still possess low these many years later.
GROUNDED.

All Kevin Costner could do is stand by with great consternation...
...as the paramedics were doing everything they could...
...to resuscitate his failing movie star career.
BREATHE, GODDAMMIT!!

DON'T TOUCH THE HEDGES!! THEY'RE ELEC...
Ay! Ay! Ay!
...tri...
Ay! Ay! Ay!
...fied.
Ay! Ay! Ay!

by crabby
5-22-12

I was a little hesitant bringing Captain Obvious with me on my trip to Sandals...
I'm gay, but this guy is really gay. Maybe, too gay!
What say we go frolicking in the shallow waters and let the tiny waves tickle our scrotums...
See what I mean?

Next on G4... Blind Cop Justice. Tonite's episode: "Finger Breaking Good."
Smell my finger!
I'm busy...
C'mon... Smell my finger!
Tell you what... I won't smell your finger, but if you don't stop bugging me, I'll break it off and shove it up your ass!
If, you can find it.
If, I can find it.

Take this down...
*SLUUUUURRRRP*
Do you spell that with one R or twenty?
I haven't started yet, numb-nuts.

by mandingo
5-21-12
THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus.
ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS!
knew that too. pretty much know everything.
NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE!
want to hear how you die?

I don't know why I let Jesus talk me into playing "Hide and Go Seek Christ" with him...
One, two, three, four, five, six...
The guy is all knowing and all seeing... I mean, he always finds me within minutes- no matter where I hide!
...seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen...
What's the use? I'll just stand here 'til he's done counting...
If you don't go find a hiding place, I'm going to jam this cross up your ass far enough to tickle your scrotum with my toes! Fourteen...

BZZZZZZZ
!
BZZZZZZZ
Ah, dammit!
BZZZZZZZ
WHO LET THE FAIRY OUT??

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