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It took some doing, especially with the pandemic going om, but with hard work and most of my life savings, I'm finally living my life-long dream of owning a janitorial business...
Nothing can stop me now!
"NO JUSTICE!!! NO PEACE!!!"
I wonder what's going on outside my huge, unprotected store front window?

"NO JUSTICE!!!! NO PEACE!!!!"
Look at those fools!
Yeah, FOOLS!
"NO JUSTICE!!!! NO PEACE!!!!"
All because a white cop choked out a black man?
Yeah. BLACK!
"NO JUSTICE!!!! NO PEACE!!!!"
I really hate it when you just repeat everything I say!
Yeah. EVERYTHING!

...and that's when I said ALL lives matter to the group of red bandana-wearing black guys.
Bloods.
They were vampires???
No, you idiot! Gangbangers!
As in orgies? That explains why they each took turns butt-****ing me!
My head hurts!

Help me...
I'm.........dying.
*GASP*
No one told you to shop at a down-town Minneapolis Target in the middle of an Anti**** riot, moron!

Wow...
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
My six-feet social-distancing electro-shock force-field really works!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Feel the burn, *****!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Dammit, I can't get past the super-goblin!
A2 up, then B1 left, moron!
You're an ofice plant... What do you know?
JUST DO IT!!
Okay, A2 up, then B1 left and... Wait. WTF?? The screen went blue! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That'll teach for listening to an office plant! MORON!!

by UnknownEric
5-05-20
Sadie! I haven't seen you since high school! How's you been?
Things have been good, real good.
How about your twin brother?
Well, Jerry's become obsessed with writing erotic Liv and Maddie fan fiction...
Diggie had never done THAT to her before. As she reached climax, Maddie couldn't help but exclaim, "BAM! WHUT?"

Pokey runs into a coughing Chinese girl...
AAAAAAAAAAAA...
*cough*
...AAAAAAAAAAAA...
*cough*
(His reaction was expected.)
...AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*cough*

Hey, Jesus... I beat the Coronavirus!
Yeah, I had to take a ****load of hydroxychloriquin, which ate away my skin, but I beat it! YAYYYY!!!
Yay.
Why do you have a mask on? I mean, being the Son of God, don't you have some kind of super-immunity?

Hearing that bulging eyes are a tale-tell sign of COVID-19 infection...
...Roger and Randolph stared at each other, frozen in fear for twenty-three minutes.
Until:
I got these bulging eyes from putting expired Visine in my eyes!
I got my by walking in on Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore sixty-nining!

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