crazyhonkerguy

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OK LADY!!!...GOD, I mean, well...LOOK, if I was as hot as you I'd spank my OWN ass, but I'm not, so I had to spank yours.

Now It All Makes Sense

by crazyhonkerguy
2-01-01

Ladies....Before you decide to kill us.....


	HEY ASSHOLE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING???!!!

Because we may have touched you inappropriately.......


	if I was as hot as you I'd spank my OWN ass......


	NOW I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!! (and show you my cute little panties)

There is always a perfectly good explanation.


	......but I'm not, so I HAD to spank yours.