Sinners by crazypoet9-26-09 I forgive you, my child! Uh... For what? I dunno... Jesus told us to forgive the sinners and the horse.
Alien visitation by crazypoet9-26-09 Take me to your leader! Uh... ok. Mr. Henderson... Someone's here to see you!
Good and bad news by crazypoet9-26-09 I've got some good news and some bad news, Joe! Good news is, I've found the cause of your ailings! Bad news is, you're dead! Oh...
Religious studies by crazypoet9-26-09 Don't worry, Jesus! Jason's gonna cut you down! So... Darwin was wrong, huh? Ahemmm! I've got a feeling you're not taking religious studies very seriously!
