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by choadwarrior
5-06-12
Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question.
What made you want to form a rap group?
Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band?

by choadwarrior
4-21-12
I need you to give me an update on the budget.
I'll get to that in a minute, but first... Did you know that nearly 100% of my income is raised by working here?
If you pledge an additional $100 a month, you'll continue to get all the great budget updates you already love, plus many other reports throughout the day.
Why should I pay you more when I don't have to?
I'll throw in this coffee cup.

by choadwarrior
4-19-12
Are you allergic to any medications?
Penicillin.
What happens to you when you take penicillin?
I break out in a whole-body rash.
The drug the doctor prescribed for you doesn't have much penicillin in it.

by choadwarrior
4-19-12
During your recovery, you should avoid alcohol.
The word "avoid" means "try not to if you can help it," right?
I suppose.
Also, you should avoid any heavy lifting, exertion, or strenuous activity.
Oh, I won't do anything like that.

by choadwarrior
4-15-12
I can't believe you drive around in that old, gas guzzling, polluting car.
It's a classic.
My car runs mostly on electricity, gets great gas mileage and has modern emission controls.
My car didn't take a boat ride across the Pacific to get to this parking lot.

by choadwarrior
4-14-12
Energy!
It's an election year distraction...
Energy!
Feels like the ozone layer's crackin'
Energy!
Not only Starbuck comes from frackin'

by choadwarrior
4-14-12
Every fit that you can throw...
And all the weed that you can grow...
You know they're nouns!
And every hobo you can blow..

by choadwarrior
4-11-12
I didn't know you were going to this conference.
I always do when it's in town.
I'm treating a bunch of clients to dinner. You should join us.
I only do stuff like that when I'm traveling and don't have anything better to do.
What could be better than having a vendor take you to the best steakhouse in town?
Going home, watching Survivor, and doing laundry.

by choadwarrior
4-08-12
There's no way Romney can beat Obama.
At last we found something we can agree on.
This morning's offering plate is overflowing, Father.
It's a good thing Christians have forgotten they can't buy their way into heaven.
Want another?
*HIC* Yes *HIC*

by choadwarrior
4-06-12
How's the swimming coming along?
At first, I was thrashing around a lot, but I get a little better every day.
Now I can freestyle like an inner city rapper...
...swimming in a pool.

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