SPORTZ CUTZ barbershop blamed for record number of divorces!

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 24, 2006

by daddydoright
5-24-06
Hi welcome to SPORTZ CUTZ will that be a haircut today?
Yes just a haircut please. I've never been to a SPORTZ CUTZ before. Now this is what I call a man's place to get a haircut! There's famous sport memorabilla all over the walls! And even ESPN on TV!
We also give you a nice hot wet towel on your face to relax you after your haircut! AND a thorough deep neck and scalp massage! All.. at no extra charge!
Holy Cow! This is better than my house! My girlfriend doesn't let me watch sports or let me hang up anything sports related! She'd NEVER rub my neck! I got two questions for you?
Shure go right ahead sir! Ask away!
ONE! Can I live here? TWO! Will you marry me? I love you!