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by Injokester
1-13-18
No madam, **** used to be the correct term, it only became vulgar because of Grope**** Lane, a humourous street in London's red-light district.
It was the association with prostitutes that made it vulgar. Vagina on the other hand is Latin for "sword-sheath".
Mr President, you still haven't explained why you've been ****ting in them.
The PR people only said I can't **** on women anymore.
Fucking suitwits, I hear you.

by Injokester
1-11-18
We will build the wall out of aluminum.
Which I'm told is next to Magnesum on the perodic table of the elments.
See, I told you I'm not the only idiot in this country.

by Injokester
10-03-17
Hey Injokester, why don't you draw a big set of female and ethnic characters to address stripcreator's lack of ethnic and gender diversity?
No, it'll only lead to white men arguing about their political views on the internet.
But that's your excuse for getting out of everything!
It literally works for everything.
Everything.

by mandingo
9-03-17
their relationship started on somewhat, shall we say... tenuous footing
hey, stop that kid, he's stealing my bike!
but as they grew they found in each other not only a best friend, but comfort in knowing they weren't the only one different from the other boys...
i feel things about you i don't think i'm supposed to
if it's love, how can it be wrong?
until one day, many years later, after society had finally caught up with what they'd known since they were boys, they declared their love to each other...
i do take this man to be my lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and health, as long as we both shall live.
and i do... CALL NO HOMO!... BAHAHAHAHAH!!! all the ****sucking, all the anal?? all a ruse! i'm not even bi!! THAT'S FOR MY HUFFY RANGLER, BITCH!!!

by mandingo
5-02-17
yeah, of course i've heard of our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
TOUCHED HIM LAST!
what?
dude, he's eating me out of house and home, can't turn water into wine, and keeps hitting on my 15 year old daughter. you know how long i've been working on that ****? good luck, he's yours.
oh, BADASS, a black family! break out the dabs, Tyrone!

by mandingo
4-28-17
tough loss today, coach. first that field goal is wide left, then you get stopped 4th and inches, then ****d by that mascot for a good hour, then that costly offsides
you. all. just. watched. who? just? watches? WHO?! JUST?! WATCHES?!
well, he was clearly offsides.
i'm standing... like this... so it runs... down my leg... into my shoe... and then i'll BURN... my shoe... and BURY.. my shoe... and FORGET.
sooner than you'll forget that missed field goal no doubt!

by biped
4-27-17
Hi! I'm Charlie Chog!
Huh? What it mean, uhh, what you say, this, err, ehh, "Charlie Chog"?
It means SHUT UP!!!

by MikeyG
2-15-17
It wasn't cum, it was snot.

by mandingo
12-21-16
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT FUN AND GAMES WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANT HONEY WE KNOW THE NAMES WE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT CAN FIND WHATEVER YOU MAY NEED IF YOU GOT THE MONEY HONEY WE GOT YOUR DISEASE
IN THE JUNGLE WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WATCH IT BRING YOU TO YOUR SHA NA NA NA NA KNEES KNEES
Jungle burger and a Jungle Fry
I WANNA WATCH YOU BLEE excellent choice, sir.

by Injokester
8-16-16
So a Mormon, a Jehova's Witness and a Catholic walk into a bar, and they say:
Bartender, I come to you from the Mormom Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Jehova's Witnesses, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
Bartender, I come to you from the Catholic Church, and you MUST believe that I am the one that has come to save your soul.
And the bartender says:
No! I am Spartacus!

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