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by evil_d
Well, that universe was a bust. I think I need to make the dominant species smarter.
Aye, that'd be a good start.
Wh— What are you doing here? You're supposed to be disappeared like the rest of existence!
Search me, mate. Last thing I remember is falling into the loo at the pub.
Oh, so that's where I left the other end of that portal.

by ZMannZilla
Holy Cursewords Porkman! The Apocalypse is upon us! The world ends now with both a bang AND a whimper!
Several thousand of both, in fact.
Our only hope now is to find one of those underground vaults and lay low for a few years, then come back to drink toilet water and loot gimpy morons wearing car parts as codpieces!
How is this any different from Porkman's daily routine BEFORE world-ending Apoopycloops?
You won't be able to Instagram it.
NOPE! FUCK THAT! Take me now, Lady Boom-Boom, for Porkman have nothing to live for!

by evil_d
Planet Earth was a sinking ship. I always said so. But I knew I could count on you to bring me aboard your two-person spaceship, Elon.
You forced me to at gunpoint. I wanted to bring a woman so we could restart the species.
Ah, women are overrated. All they do is lose their looks and then describe your ***** to everyone.
Hey, let's find that car you launched up here and take it for a spin.
Do you think oxygen is a Chinese hoax, or what?

by UnknownEric

by AngryAmerican
Hey coach! You amember when you told me not to **** cats?
Yes son, I most certainly do. And the fact that you're bringing it up makes me nervous about your next words.
I stuck my weiner in the cat last night. It got real mad and clawed me til I stopped.
Is that all?
No sir. It came back when I was sleepin and **** on my chest.
Remember when I was trying to explain the concept of Karma to you? The talk we need to have about beastiality aside, that was a perfect example.

by AngryAmerican
All right, what's so important you can't talk about it over the phone?
I just scammed some old ***** out of her life savings, bro! Drinks are on me tonight!
Whoa dude. Karma's a *****, man. Is that really how you want to go through life, ripping off old people?
If it pays for my weed and Mustang, and they're stupid enough to fall for it, you're damn right it is.
I don't know man. Karma's a *****...
What the **** does a stripper have to do with this?

by evil_d
So you're saying that a person can't escape the cycle of reincarnation until they balance out both their good and their bad deeds?
Yes. All the karma that one has accumulated, both good and ill, must be repaid.
So when this plane crashes, instead of going to heaven...
You will be reincarnated, due to all of the good karma you have earned from ministering to your parishioners.
That's dumb as ****.
Well, there might still be time to molest a kid or two if you hurry.

by evil_d
Companies getting their hands on my Facebook data and using it for nefarious purposes is the sort of thing I used to worry a lot about.
That was back when I had the sense to be ashamed of my personal data. Now my attitude is, if somebody sees my info, that's their problem.
Sir, we have data saying that 53-year-old meth-smoking horse-incest-porn enthusiasts from Terre Haute are overwhelmingly likely to vote Republican.
Do we have an algorithm that can make me forget I ever heard that?

by ZMannZilla
Holy Cursewords Porkman! I'm sexually aroused by the thought of werewolves!
OMG Porkman always suspected the Finchy was a furry!
What? No, I'm not a furry! Furries are filthy deviants that deserve the scorn of the internet, while I'm just a kid that gets boners from people with animal features!
Yes, there is word for that, and the word is FURRY!
Don't you need a DeviantArt account to be a furry though?

by evil_d
I used to worry about fossil fuels and emissions and all that crap.
Then I realized—**** it. The planet's dying, we're dying. Only thing I get to choose is whether I go out behind the wheel of a Mustang or a Prius.
You don't have to die behind the wheel of a car at all!
Whaddaya think, was that bump just now a squirrel or a hobo?

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