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by Beeko180
9-02-15
==> I Replaced Details on My Strangeness With Random Words <==
Do you ever think that maybe your comics are a tad bit offensive? Especially to minorities? I mean, how would you feel if you were a minority?
Well, it depends on how you define "minority". If you mean "minority" in strict reference to the statistical mean of the global population...
I'm an eccentric pseudo-******ific super-clickclack mudman with Mark 5 Negroitus, AFRO, ARSE, a nigz disorder and a below average IQ of 3. I can only steal chicken or bikes. I'm mostly a black ****er-
I meant actual minorities... and semetics.
Oh. I'm a midget. That's sort of like blackface people and jews, right? What do they call that race? Dwarves? Dwemer? Are short people midgets? Are they, like... half-dwarves? Halflings?
This is exactly what I'm talking about.

by mandingo
9-02-15
people are always asking me how i landed this gig. not a minute of college. hell, didn't even finish high school. yet here i am - VP.
truth be told, i wouldn't get a THING done if it weren't for COFFEE.
ain't that right, Coffee?
**** you, Don.

by Beeko180
9-02-15
Gee, doc... this is incredible. Look at all these airlandcars.
Holy ****, stop it! Stop the car! Are you insane! Give me the wheel damnit!
FUCK! THAT WAS A BUILDING YOU RAN THROUGH! A BUILDING! HOW COULD NOT SEE A BUILDING! WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? KILL US?
Well, I was trying to find the flight button... but we're doing that now so... yeah.
I don't know why I'm ever surprised anymore...

by Beeko180
9-02-15
No, I don't want to know why you were nailed to a cross for our sins... I want to know why you were nailed to a cross. Why did it have to be that specific thing? Why that particular way?
Oh...
Well, if you really want to know, you're going to have to hold onto your seats for the rest of the tale. It's really quite gripping and eventually all will become perfectly clear. You see there I w

by Beeko180
9-02-15
Suddenly, the end.
That's the biggest load of bull**** I've ever heard. At no point in your incoherent nonsense did anything that you speak of come even remotely close to informing me of why...
You were nailed to a cross for our sins.
But! I! Uh... Why you little ****mangler! I was nailed to a cross for your sins because **** you, that's why. Now go do little **** stuff, you little ****.

by Beeko180
9-02-15
THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING? ARENOT WE GONNA DO THE DO DOO WITH THE DOODAD AND STOP THE DOODANGLE FROM DOING THE THING?
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UNNNGHHHH SO FUCKING HUNGRY!
SUPERB UNDERACTING ABILITIES ACTIVATE! LASER PRECISION DEATH STARE OF METHOD ACTING PREPARATION FOCUS! FIRE!!!

by Beeko180
9-02-15
There he is! Stop him! Conquest incarnate Santa- restrain him! He's going to attempt to dispose of THE 'HOLY' Ebola of the Bum! We must not let him do it. The Dark Lord Cthulhu must rise
The multiverse easter must be set free. He shall devour all. Nothing will remain. Nothing! We shall be victorious.
Wait... how the **** would we be victorious if that were to happen?
Oh.
Fuck it. I'm done. Wanna go play Xbox?
Xbox is for ******s, N00B. Go kill yourself.

by Beeko180
9-02-15
Fuck, we made it. Though I'm surprised that you didn't **** **** up and party. Your lack of ****ing **** up and partying seems to be incongrous in regards to your title.
I don't do that anymore. I'm sort of like that 80 year old hooker that used to be a ***** but everyone still calls a ***** because, well, she was a ***** and that's that. See ya!
You're going to **** **** up now, aren't you?
Of course... what else would I do? The darkest entity in all of creation, Cthulhu rests here. He rests here. Loud annoying noises are mandatory from here on out...

by Beeko180
9-02-15
Your puns make my anus bleed, Beeko.
I would say I'm touched but I'm not entirely certain if you're still a bit touchy about your anal bleeding or not. I wouldn't want to trigger you.
I don't mean to press the subject, but I think I'm losing a fair bit of blood here. Please stop.
On the contrary, I think that your pressing the subject was entirely intentional. BUTton this particular occasion, I'm willing to let your misleading use of words slide.
*THUD*
Please... mercy.
But mercy is for the weak, Blue... Mercy is for the weak. I'll let you heal for now, nonetheless. But keep in mind, I will be coming back next WEAK for more and I'll be just as relentless.

by Beeko180
9-02-15
Goldfish... goldfish, goldfish, goldfish. Which goldfish is supposed to die, I wonder?
*pop*
Ah, ****. Dude, you're not here for a goldfish are you? There's like, two of them. They're ****ing goldfish. They all look the same.
Ha, Ha! No, I'm here to tell you we've got a betting pool running on this. 3000 souls that you pick the wrong fish and have to scrub the scythes for a week.
*pop*
This job would be the death of me...

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