people decoy is following

bedlam, bio4ema, bio4ema, boinky33, Brad, clone77, dcomposed, decoy, d_colon, fuzzyman, jools, kramer_vs_kramer, lara7, mega_h8, nSect, punkrockskaboy, smartFX, sub_m7, sub_m7, Tobor, vichyssoisegirl

latest comics from people decoy is following

by dcomposed
This soy milk shortage is getting rough. Terra Madre got some Bonsoy in today but only let me buy two boxes.
Are we really drinking that much soy milk to cause a shortage?
No.. The cargo ship carrying the milk from Japan is missing.
How the **** does a cargo ship go missing?
It didn't go missing... it's trying to enter the port and keeps missing.

by dcomposed
I thought my date last night went pretty well but I'm really confused by this text he sent me this morning.
What does it say?
It says 😁🍆🐴🕛😉. Any idea what that means?
I think it means that you're a pedophile.

by dcomposed
So how are you finding single life?
Well it's nice relaxing on my own but there are times I wish I still had a boyfriend.
Like when you are lying in bed and want someone to cuddle with? Or when you go out and everyone else is in a couple?
More like when I can't be arsed making a cup of tea.

by dcomposed
Ok Phil the beaver formation is working and you're all doing well with the hopscotch passing method. But they are moving into our touchzone too often so we're going to have to try the tickle defense.
Whose **** did you suck to be made head coach?
What? That's outrageous! I got this positon based on my merits!
What merits?
...I'm the only black man in town.

Kramer, your comics are ****!
My comics aren't ****. I'm just using "alternative jokes".
Okay, this comic is ****.

by kramer_vs_kramer
Stop, thief! Get out of my house!
I'm not a thief, I'm an alt-shopper.
Oh, that's okay then. Carry on.
Hang on a minute...

by Brad, 11-15-16

Hello children! Today on story time I'm going to read you a fun book about camping.
Psst! Mr Rogers!
What is it?
That's the wrong book. It's not about camping.
Are you sure? It says right here- "Mein Kampf"

I have something to tell you. I'm dying...
To have sex with you!
But seriously, I've got AIDS.

Hey, what did you have for dinner last night? I made myself a vegan lasagne.
That sounds great! You'll have to give me the recipe some time.
I don't think you heard me correctly. It was a vegan lasagne. It didn't contain any animal products at all. Aren't you going to tell me how weird I am for eating that?
No, that actually sounds quite nice.
You're kind of a ****ty friend.

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