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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Hummina hummina hummina ... | |
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| And NO, I'm not endorsing sodomy! | |
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| Hey, Maura! My character may be used to poke fun at lesbians! | |
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| I'd rather be poked by a strap-on. | |
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| I know we're trying to reduce emissions from the nuclear reactor ... | |
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| ... but did you really think that putting huge paper bags over the steam outlets would make them hyperventilate? | |
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| ♫ So any time you're feelin' bad, 'stead of feelin' sad, just remember that ram - | |
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| ♫ Oops, there goes a billion kilowatt | |
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| ♫ Oops, there goes a billion kilowatt | |
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| ♫ Oops, there goes a billion kilowatt | |
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| ♫ Little bunny Foofoo hoppin' thru the forest, pickin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head! ♫ | |
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| ♫ Little bunny Foofoo, I don't wanna see you pickin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head! ♫ | |
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| Then mind yer own ****in' *****ness! | |
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| Man, nobody will buy us any booze! | |
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| I know exactly what to do, man. | |
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| Go get a bucket of water and Mary and Joseph's son... | |
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| Imma turn this **** into wine! | |
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| Hi Jim, welcome to heaven. | |
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| I'm in heaven? Can I meet famous dead people here? Like Jimi Hendrix? | |
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| Sure, they're all over the place. | |
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| How bout Kurt Cobain? Jim Morrison? Adam Yauch? | |
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| MCA's in the back, cause he's skeezin' with a *****. | |
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