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by shank
4-21-12
Fuck, my mom almost caught me ***********.
I had to pull my pants up really fast and cross my legs when she came into the room.
I thought I had it under control, so I stood up and little did I realize, my pecker was flopped out over my pants. Then she had the nerve to kick me out of her room. How awkward.

by shank
4-21-12
Fuck, my mom almost caught me ***********.
I had to pull my pants up really fast and cross my legs when she came into the room.
I thought I had it under control, so I stood up and little did I realize, my pecker was flopped out over my pants. Then she had the nerve to kick me out of her room. How awkward.

by shank
4-21-12
I just ****ed a bat in the ass!
Ohhhh ho ho ho ho!
Dude, a scientist just ****ed me in the ass!
Maybe it was an experiment.....

by shank
4-21-12
What the **** are you looking at?
I'm a chair, I can't even see you!

by shank
12-09-11
It's been like, a long time since i have been on this site and made a comic.
Well, you've been doing nothing but getting drunk and screwing skanks.....
Dude, you are on fire today.
Really? Thanks! I ate my cheerios this morning.
No dude, You've COMBUSTED!!!!
HOLY SHIT, I'M ON FIRE!!!

by shank
7-23-09
Don't worry dude, You look Fantastic.
You'll have 14 year girls all over you tonight.
Oh Boy!

by shank
7-09-09
So i caught my husband in our bedroom feeling up my best friend.
Oh My God! What did you do?
The dishes.
......

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-20-09
So yeah what did you do for valentines day?
I masturbated myself raw and cryed until I went to sleep
That sounds very depressing.
It was.
Well I hope you masturbated to something that was sexy at least. Did you?
Well if you think a video of your dad doing his taxes sexy then yes, yes I did.

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-10-09
This floor is really dirty.
They really need to hire a maid or something.
FUCK THIS COMIC MY FRIENDS JUST CALLED AND SAID THEY HAD EIGHTY BEERS

by JESUSSANDWICH
2-10-09
Valentines day is coming up!
Yeah I know.

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