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by dudedude
11-16-05
My next guest is a weird bacon.
grrrr....
So what do you do in life?
?
......
I got to go to the bathroom!

 

by dudedude
11-16-05
I've come to suck your blood.
You can't fool me.
Well then, who am I?
I'm not dumb.
You're Dracula.

 

by dudedude
11-16-05
Blaaaaaaaaaa!!!
May I take your order?
Is that for here or to go?

 

by dudedude
11-16-05
Blaaaa!
Blaaaa!
Oh wait, that is me.
Oh wait, that is me.
I'm quitting my blood-sucking job.
Am I really that fat?

 

by dudedude
11-16-05
Holy crap! They're on to me!
That was close!

 

by dudedude
11-17-05
You have no messages.
squeak
You have nothing in your mailbox.
squeak
You have one message from Michael Jackson.
What the hell?!

 

by dudedude
11-17-05
And now my next guest is a girl from Antartica.
So how's life in the cold?
Then who the hell are you?
I'm not from Antartica.

 

by dudedude
11-17-05
I'm the tooth fairy and I've come to take your tooth.
Hey go back to ded you b****!
Hey it's the tooth fairy.
Da**** now I can't take your golden tooth!

 

by dudedude
11-17-05
Top of the morning sir!
Shut up, you have the right to remain silent.
Nice hat where did you get it.
I got it at the store, now shut up.
You're not a very nice cop.
Sir, have you been drinking?

 

by dudedude
11-17-05
Dolphie use your special attack!!
Dol!!!!
Blaaa!!
Block his attack with your stupid shield!

 

by dudedude
12-19-05
you're in the middle of the war you moron
but i saw fire around here!!
WHOA!!!
not my problem...

 

by dudedude
12-19-05
hey you're the guy that got me killed in the war
so
prepare to die
protect me you stupid cat, i'll just call security
damnit i hate that fireman now i'm stuck with this dead guy
i'm not actually dead you moron

 

by dudedude
12-19-05
you're out of jail already but how?
i have a gun stupid
what the hell you doing?
die you moron!!
oof! ouch! doh!

 

by dudedude
12-19-05
merry X-mas mr. fireman, here's you're present
aww a blue fish, thanks
i'll eat you're head tomorrow
To be continued...................................
oh right you'll see
so what's my gift?

 

by dudedude
12-19-05
here you go a cat
that's it what a stupid gift
you suck i'm going home you moron
An early Merry Christmas!!
there's you're X-mas exit!!
oof! ouch! doh!

 

by dudedude
12-20-05
i'm huntin' kangaroo huh huh huh
ooops...
excuse me you're in the middle of a show
he's gone
thank God, that guy has serious issues

 

by dudedude
5-24-06
o no the robber is running away!
free at last!!
don't worry america, the president is here to save the day!!
yay!!
To be continued....
stop right there you theif!!
uh-oh

 

by dudedude
5-24-06
The battle proceeds.
oof! ow! doh! ouch! oof! doh! OUCH!!
yay!
aargh! o well, i'll just escape again!!
another day saved, thanks to me!!
yay!

 

by dudedude
5-24-06
Finally I'm out again!
Hoo! that's the last time I eat a bean burrito!
aww...crap...

 

by dudedude
5-26-06
That crazy moron won't find me now when I'm in this suit!
Then when I have the chance, I'll slice him up!!
To be continued
(gasp!)
Oof! ow! o! doh! ouch! oof! ow! oof! DOH!!!

 

by dudedude
5-26-06
That crazy moron won't find me now when I'm in this suit!
Then when I have the chance, I'll slice him up!!
To be continued
(gasp!)
Oof! ow! o! doh! ouch! oof! ow! oof! DOH!!!

 

by dudedude
5-26-06
Our president is defeated!!
Finally! I got rid of him! I'm free!
Oh no! How could this happen! huh?
Time to have the rest of that pizza!
You didn't expect to see two of me did you?
What the hell?!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
In a world full of chaos and destruction, only one hero can save the world...
What do you want?
Quack! We need you to save the world!!
Then let's roll!
Quack! Right!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
Where there is a hero, there is a villain! But not in here...
Haha...time to destroy the world!!
Yes, it is!
I want you to destroy any fools that ruin my plan!
Yes, master!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
I can't believe that duck ditched me! Now I'm lost! How can I save the world now? I don't even know where to start!
I'll ask this fool where I am.
Excuse me little dude, but do you know where the villain is?
What did you call me?

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
Uh-oh.
I'm not little! And you're the one I'm supposed to destroy!!
I was prepared for this!
What the?!
DIE!!
AHHH!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
This guy thinks he's clever defeating my demon! Well, now he's going to pay!
(gasp!)
Now's it's your turn to kill him!
Grrr!
Go!
Grr!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
I'm still lost. Where the heck do I go?
Don't even try.
GRRR!!
(gasp!)

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
Then get out of here!
Please don't kill me!
This guy has gone way too far! It's time to send in my ultimate apprentice!
Yes, master.

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
Whoa! Hey! Where am I?
hahahaha!
What the?!
Time for you to die!!
Ouch! Take that! Oof! Yah! AHHH! Byahh! Doh! Youch! DIE!! WAH!! ooof! AHHH! OUCH! Die you punk!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
AHHH! It's dark!
Phew! That's better! But now where am I?
This place doesn't seem very safe.

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
Crap! The door is totally blocked off!
This place gives me the creeps!
Get out of my house you stupid rodent!
What?! I'm no rodent!

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
So you're not a rodent?
No, so you don't have to kill me!
Hmm...villain?
By the way, do you know about the villain, I have to stop him!
Villain- "an evil person planning to destroy the world." Well that's not good.

 

by dudedude
1-24-07
That makes me mad! I don't want my house destroyed!! I'm going to kill him!
Well I could use your help. Can you open your door first?
Right, well this won't be a problem!
Our rabbit hero has now joined up with a partner. Both of them grab their weapons and move on to stop the villain. Will they succee? or will they fail?

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
So this is the villain's temple?
Yup, let's go!
He could be anywhere! Let's split up.
Good idea.
Well, he definitely isn't in here, but one of these vents might lead to him!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
Well that sucks, it only led me in here. I wonder where my partner is?
Now how the heck did I end up out here?
Whoever has to do this paper work must be really retarded!
Why do you think I'm trying to kill myself?

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
Haha! It's almost time to blow up the world!
All right it's time for you to die!
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't kill me!!!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
OOOF! OUCH! DIE! AHHH! YAH! YOUCH!
Haha! You should have stayed at home you worthless piece of s***!
uhhh...
Let's now blow up the world!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
The world's going to blow any minute! Quick let's get out of here!
Yes, master!
S***! He's going to blow up the world!
WTF! They're leaving me behind! You a*******!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
QUACK! The world's being destroyed!
HOLY CRAP!
The world has come to an end! But what of our Hero?
Whoa! Where are we?
Don't worry! If we take this way, we can catch the villain!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
Haha! The world's gone! The villain rules!
Not so fast! MASTER!
My apprentice! I knew you'd turn on me! But how the hell did you get here?
That's not important! Now I'm going to kill you for leaving me behind!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
You may as well give up. Me and my pal will defeat you guys!
I would never surrender to the likes of you!
Oh really?
Yes, really!
Will this change your mind?
Umm...you didn't let me finsh my sentence.

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
I didn't even do anything retard!
Alright, alright you win! Now please don't kill me! PLEASE!!
You're pathetic!
Yeah, but your scythe and red eyes freak me out!!
You may have deserted me on this island that wasn't destroyed when I launched the bombs, BUT I will return!!!! Hahaha!

 

by dudedude
1-25-07
Young hero! Thank you for saving the world. Even though this part of the world wasn't destroyed!! You save our city!
Sweet!
ahem...
And you too Mr. Reaper! We all like to thank you too! You and the rabbit are true honorary heroes!
So our heroes have saved the world (well, actually only their city). They both have become true honorary heroes!! Yay!
Dude, the narrator is retarded.
Tell me about it.

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Where are we going, wizard?
We are on a quest to defeat the dragon!
Are where exactly is the dragon?
Hmm...you know, I'm not entirely sure.

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
Listen, I am going to the nearest village to ask where the dragon is, you stay here.
Great I am alone, what am I to do?
Excuse me, do you know where the dragon is?
What the hell is a dragon?

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
I think the dragon is on top of a mountain that looks like this burger!
Thank you fat man! We shall head there!
?
Now, we go to the mountain that looks like a burger!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
And so, the two men go on their quest to defeat the dragon. They cross the treeless lands.
I'm bored.
Shut up.
They cross the snowy plains.
Let's play a game!
No! Shut up!
They cross the Sea of Destiny.
Hey look I think I see a shark. Hey how are we crossing this sea?
I'm using my magic, now shut up!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
And now they cross the Evil Fairy Canyon.
This place looks safe.
Don't be fooled by safe-looking places, this place tends to get dangerous.
What?
Oh no! Look out!!
We fairies have come to destroy both of you.
I get to kill the ugly one with the stupid shield!

 

by dudedude
11-05-07
We must work together to stop these fairies!
See ya!
Hey! Come back here! Jerk!!
Stay back! I have a wooden rod with a glowing orb!
Time to die old man!

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