Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

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I'M 93 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?http://www.imfanatic.com/drunksurvey.htm
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by dukey2234
3-03-02
Brett Porter, a resident of Moravian College, (or we thought he was anyway) is in his spaceship talking to Bluron, his supervisor that sees all in front of him. (That's obvious though, huh?)
Brett Porter...How has your time been on Earth? Have you probed any beautiful physical specimens?
Well there have been a few. But I think they are on to me. Sometimes they call me the alien. Do you think they know?
Brett is pleading with Bluron to send him home but he cannot make that decision so he sends him to Footoggo.
I want to go back home to Schonglong. I don't fit in here. I have a much bigger penis than everyone else and they always show me their's but I can't show them mine. Only one compares to me.
Yes, your penis is very large, but it is not my decision to make. I want you to go see the almighty Footoggo. He will tell you what to do about your penis and about going home.
Brett is telling Footoggo that Tom Seman is the only one on Earth that can give pleasure to women. (To Be Continued)
Almighty Footoggo, I just want to go home to Schlonglong where my penis size does not make me different from everyone except Tom Seman. He is the only hope for the women of Earth to obtain pleasure.
Where is this Tom Seman? I want you to go back down to Earth and bring him back to me. I want to see his penis for myself. Then maybe we can work something out with him.
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