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Tony Mack's dad telling "Tiny" (ha ha) Tony Mack to stop eating or he will be a fat kid when he grows up.
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| Tony you can't keep eating as much as you do or you will end up like John Candy. Wouldn't it be better to end up like Robert Downey Jr. instead? Don't eat, drink beer. | |
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| Well dad since there is nothing to do up here in the Poconos, I have nothing to do but eat and drink beer so I guess I'm gonna end up like Chris Farley. He's my idol. | |
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| But Tony, you are missing the point. I don't want you to die as a result of fat around your heart. If you are going to die, I want it to be from beer or drugs. But I would rather see you in jail. | |
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| Dad, I'm not gonna die or end up in jail. Don't worry. I'm just gonna drink and have fun for the rest of my life. | |
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| You're right son, let's go back to the house and drink some beers. And you're right Tony, the Poconos do suck. | |
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| Dad, you're the best. I love beer and I love you. Fuck the Poconos. | |
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