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so, how long have you known the groom?
oh, forever. ever since we were little kids. heck, i was the guy who talked him into getting the snake tattoo on his ****.
you can't see it from here, it's on the other side.

two six packs, one large keg, will this be all today, bro?
why yes it will, friendly merchant. this should be more than enough to slake the thirst of my stalwart compatriots.
let me tell you, the dark sultan of norba's keep had better watch where he treads. when i get a few flagons of this elixir in me, i can slay all night.
i usually ask for one form of identification, but i want two from you.
okay, here's my student ID and my v-card.

wanna get out of here?
HELL yeah!
cool, see ya

by areallystupidguy
12-24-11
a... a mousepad? but i sold my mouse to get you this tie!
a tie? but i sold you to get myself this ipad!
what
merry christmas

by areallystupidguy
12-23-11
i have to get a cholesterol test.
ouch, that sucks. is anything serious going on?
nah not really, but i do have to fast for like 300 years

by areallystupidguy
12-15-11
BESIDES, IT'S THEOLOGICALLY INSENSITIVE TO HAVE A MANGER UNDER THE TREE. THE TREE IS A PUBLIC PART OF THIS HOUSE. IF YOU GET A MANGER, THEN I SHOULD GET MY OWN DISPLAY.
okay, fine, you ****ing baby. set up your own thing, i don't even care.
LATER
is that my old technodrome playset?
INDEED. LEO, DONNIE, MIKEY, AND RAPH FEND OFF FOOT SOLDIERS WHILST SPLINTER AND SHREDDER DUEL TO THE DEATH.
MEANWHILE, KRANG LOOKS ON IN FURY AS BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY MAKE A MESS OF THINGS AS USUAL. BUT UH-OH, APRIL'S CAMERA IS SMASHED IN THE FRAY AND SHE LOSES HER BIG STORY.

by areallystupidguy
12-15-11
guess what, computer? since you didn't help me with the lights, you have to do ALL the ornaments AND set up the manger.
BEEP BEEP. FUCK THAT. I DID IT LAST YEAR.
and you'll do it every year until you get it right.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL I ALWAYS SET UP THE MANGER WITH A DEGREE OF PERFECTION UNATTAINABLE BY ANY HUMAN.
LAST YEAR
why is balthazar giving birth to a sheep

by areallystupidguy
12-14-11
alright, you've spent hours carefully and subtly herding this conversation in the right direction. don't blow this, do NOT blow this.
...and i for one liked the cel-shading! wind waker is definitely an underrated gem in zelda history.
yeah, for sure. what about skyward sword, what do you think of it?
haven't played it yet. i'm waiting for the price to go down. and who knows, maybe somebody will get it for me for christmas, right? haha.
really?!
SIKE! i had it preordered, you fool! gee, i wonder what you'll get me now? better hurry, only ten days till christmas! tick tock! TICK TOCK! BWAHAHAHA!

by areallystupidguy
12-14-11
so dude, did you get rise of the planet of the apes?
no, why?
oh, no real reason, i was just gonna ask if i could borrow it. well, see ya aroun-
clever. quite clever. you almost got away with it. rise of the planet of the apes, eh? a lovely choice. i'm sure i would have greatly enjoyed that.
GOD DAMMIT
it's a real shame i had to... RUIN EVERYTHING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

greetings friend
salutations, o wise and noble exploded birdcage of the east. i have traveled far in seek of your counsel. i'm totally out of ideas for comics.
hey, why don't you do some comics about pedophiles? always funny.
eh, i kinda ran that into the ground.
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR BIRDCAGE IS A PEDOPHILE
you know who i ran into the ground LAST NIGHT?! neither did she, she wasn't at the self-awareness stage yet.
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