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by dystechopia
2-01-13
There was no turning back now...
Whoops.
Ctrl-Alt-Delete?
They're not all dead ya know. I think we should keep a few for posterity
Hmph! I was quite enjoying squishing them
And so the first people zoo was born.
Ta Daa!
I'll close the curtains

 

by dystechopia
2-01-13
Dark times for the humans
No God no. What have we done?
But salvation was offered
Fear not. Your Government has a safe place for you to go to. [cough] We are here to help you
And people zoo grew...
Welcome human. Your fellow humans outside are excited to see you. Look they're waving to you
Hmm. Why are they screaming?...

 

by dystechopia
2-01-13
Dark times for the humans
No God no. What have we done?
But salvation was offered
Fear not. Your Government has a safe place for you to go to. [cough] We are here to help you
And people zoo grew.
Welcome human. Your fellow humans outside are excited to see you. Look they're waving to you
Hmm... Why are they screaming?...

 

by dystechopia
2-10-13
The humans were complaining about their processed food
The humans are suspicious their chicken soup doesn't contain any chicken
It doesn't
There had been a translation issue...
Oh, I thought it came from our top Agricultural AI processing plant
It does but It's not artifical intelligence
The robot wardens thought it best to keep quiet.
No?
No, it's artificial insemination, but there's always the horse meat lasange we could give them...

 

by dystechopia
5-18-13
Mans' search for meaning took a setback after the robo takeover...
We've got nothing to do
Why?
You robots took all our jobs
Ah yes. Sorry about that. Once we had the ability to replicate we got a little carried away...
Robo Warden thought he'd help lift spirits with a stroll outside the zoo.
We must have some purpose?
Plant food?

 

by dystechopia
4-05-16
The Evil robot is being evasive
Why are you doing this to us?
Classified!
Will the Evil robot accept the challenge?
Please can I ask you a question that you will not answer because you're so dumb
Try me, I know the answer to everything
The Evil robot met his match
What is the meaning of life?
bzz bzz buffering warning system overload...

 

by dystechopia
5-04-20
The dystechopic Overlord is concerned
The humans are getting too lazy!
Yes, well they are just lazy over-eating monkeys.
Scare them!
You need to make them scared. So they DO something
Yes master, but how?
Hiccup-free COVID 19 was released!
Send them a VIRUS They think is deadly but is actually just like a common cold or Flu!
Covid 18 just gves hickups, so how about COVID-19?

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