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by kaufman
12-15-17
Grandma, did Santa bring you Christmas presents when you were a little girl?
He usually did. Except in 1944. That year, the only people who got presents were about a thousand Jewish adults.
Wow, that's strange. What did you do?
There wasn't much I could do. I and all the other children had to work in a factory in Central Europe until they straightened it out.
Straightened out? Why? What happened?
Apparently, Santa's list and Schindler's list had accidentally gotten switched.

by Makin_d_bacon
12-15-17
Will we EVER be the "funniest" guys here?
Absolutely!
I mean without having to hire the entire Lithuanian Death Squad to make it happen?
His lack of "edgyness" disgusts me!

by evil_d
12-15-17
I'm reviving the coal industry as fast as I can, Santa, but it's hard work!
I need more, you fat ****, MORE! So many people have been naughty this year!
But people are saying it's bad for the environment! They're switching to solar and wind power!
Damn your excuses! I can't shine a ray of sunlight into someone's stocking!
Just tell me this won't affect our agreement!
You'll get your new eastern European bride when I get my anthracite!

by evil_d
12-15-17
Hi Santa, it's Harvey Weinstein.
Lump of coal. NEXT!
Kevin Spacey here.
Loved you in House of Cards. Lump of coal. NEXT!
Matt Lauer, and before you say anything you should know that having lumps of coal shoved up my ass is my fetish.
Baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around it. NEXT!

by Makin_d_bacon
12-15-17
Merry Christmas, infidel!
You have a lot of nerve calling me that!
All non-muslims are infidels & worthy of death!
What a terrible outlook. I'll pray for you!
Don't bother! So, you want the usual?
Pretty much...but I'd also like three fidgit spinners with my condoms! They make great bait!

by Makin_d_bacon
12-15-17
Harder Santa, make me cum!
?
Swallow it all you little ****! Good! GOOD to the last drop! hehehe
I bet Santa puts THAT gal on BOTH his lists!
Now from behind! Please Santa!

by ZMannZilla
12-14-17
Holy Cursewords Porkman! Santa is using YouTube's AI to sort his Naughty List!
Ah, then it makes sense why Porkman was on naughty list at bedtime and back on nice list the next morning.
How did you know that?! I thought Santa kept his Naughty List a closely guarded secret!
Yes, but Porkman hacked Santa's jolly old Packard Bell and discovered truth of the matter.
Wow, so you got on the Nice List after hacking Santa's computer TWICE?! YouTube's AI sure is broken!
It even put Santa on his own Naughty List. Christmas has been demonetized so we're all getting macaroni art.

by evil_d
12-14-17
Aren't you a little old to be visiting Santa?
The last time you told me whether I was naughty or nice was when I was six years old. I've gone eight decades without a moral report card and now I have no idea where I stand!
I'll probably die soon and I need to know where I'm going. Should I spend my remaining time in a flurry of virtuous activity?
Honestly, man, at this point what could you do to change course? To overturn a lifetime of good or bad acts?
I could tell the police where those kids' bodies are buried. That'd probably count for something.

by evil_d
12-14-17
As you know, Billy, "naughty" and "nice" are relative terms. It's okay to be a little naughty, as long as you're nicer than 50% of your peers.
This year you're exactly in that 50th percentile. So it comes down to tiebreakers.
"Tiebreakers"? Like what?
Total number of swear words used, kilowatt-hours of non-renewable electricity consumed, and length of time spent listening to anything by Chris Brown.

by evil_d
12-14-17
I'm sorry, Santa. This year I cheated in school and lied to my parents. Also I didn't feed my dog and it died.
Timmy, you didn't grope any of the girls in your class, so by 2017 standards you're a goddamn saint. Enjoy your Playstation.

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