elbingador  

Thanks for agreeing to go out on this date with me, Cheryl.

It's my pleasure. I like a man who's willing to make an ass out of himself in front of people.

Well, then, have I got just the thing for you...Hey, coppers! My lady friend and I think you're a dumb sack of horse crap, and we'd like to see you just try and arrest us!

Huh?

So, do you think we can go out again anytime soon?

From the looks of things, not for another ten to twenty years.