elbingador  

A little birdie told me that you've got a girlfriend now.

So the little birds talk to you too, huh?

What's she like? If she the kind of girl that you could take home to your mother?

I can't take anyone home to mother. She moved to Europe after a fire destroyed her delicatessen.

I think you're taking me too literally, Bernie.

That's preposterous! I'm not taking you anywhere! Unless, of course, you paid me first.